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Q. Why did Captain Kirk visit the Romulan loo? A. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
Q. Why did Batman flush the toilet? A. Because it was his duty!

 


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(Because White Toilets Are NOT Too Mainstream and Funny Feces May Make You Flush With Laughter)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. A Little Shat!A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Q. Which part of a trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. Da Turd Part!

Q. What did one fly ask another fly?
A. Is this stool taken?

Q. What is green and smelly?
A. Incredible Hulk poop!

Q. What do you get if you poop in your jeans? A. Dungarees!I love my toilet! We've been through a lot of sh*t together!Q. What is brown and sounds like a bell? A. Dung

Q. What do you call a magical poop?
A. PooDini!

When the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's over, Flo."

Poop is a crap palindrome.

Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!Q. Why did Batman go into the men's room? A. H guano do his duty!Q. How are men like laxatives? A. Both can irritate the sh*t out of you!

Q. What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Q. What is a fart?
A. The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.

People who tell you that they're constipated are full of crap.

Q. Why was Tigger in the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!Q. What did a hamburger say to another hamburger in the bathroom? A. I musturd!I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push. Youcan do it." I hate being disturbed whn I'm taking a dump!

Q. Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!

You wanna hear a poop joke? Oh nevermind ... It's too corny.

Q. How are a plumber and a bodybuilder alike?
A. They both like pumping iron.

Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had the biggest vowel movement ever today!Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!

Q. Why don't you ever fart in church?
A. Because you need to sit in your pew!

People say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea is better.

Q. What do you call a TV episode that's dedicated to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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