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Potty
Training Jokes, Poop Puns, Toddler Toilet LOLs
Get
rarin' to go with sonny #1 pee puns, #2 poo humor, and
poop-ular kid's potty talk jokes.
Potty Jokes, Childish Bathroom Humor, Flush Puns
(Because Wee Pee Puns and Poo
Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Rewinding
an Entire Roll of TP!) |
Warning:
Go Cautiously! No. 2 potty jokes, toilet manners humor,
potty mouth LOLs and urine trouble puns ahead.
| Potty Training Jokes | Shower
Jokes, Bath Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Fart Jokes | Turd
Jokes and Crap Puns | Constipation
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Sewer Humor |
| Toilet Bowl Jokes | Toilet
Paper Jokes and TP Puns | Urine
Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor |
| Men's Room Jokes | Lady's
Room Jokes | Superhero Loo Laughs
| Science Ficion Toilet Jokes
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Young
Son: Should I be afraid to fart while I pee?
Dad: Nah, it's just like rain with a little thunder.
Q.
What happens when kids are playing in the garden and don't
tell you they have to use the toilet?
A. They soil themselves.
Q.
What happened to the kid who got all muddy playing outdoors?
A. He found himself in hot water.
Q.
Why don't farts graduate from school?
A. Because they always end up getting expelled! |
Q.
Why did the little kid throw a pencil in the potty?
A. Because it was a No. 2.
When
you're young and being potty trained, your parents read
you the book, "Everybody Poops." When
you're a wise (ass) teenager, you wonder why there isn't
a book titled, "Everybody Is Full of Crap."
Fatherly
Advice to Young Son: In the bathroom as in life, always
remember urine it to win it.
Our
youngest son is finally potty trained! My wife and I agree
that he really did marry the right woman...
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Q.
How is potty training a toddler like the maiden voyage of
the Titanic?
A. At first, you'e hopeful about the journey. But by the
end, everybody is crying and soaking wet.
Toddler
holding a TP tube with the entire roll of paper unrolled
and still attached to it: "Mommy, look what the dog
did!"
Potty
Training Tip of the Day: If you see a baby owl in the toilet,
don't flush it because you aren't supposed to flush moist
owlets.
Mom
to Young Son: You know, if you pee in the swimming pool,
urine trouble! |
Q.
What time of the day is crunch time when it comes to successful
potty training?
A. Poo Thirty!
Q.
Which award do parents with an athletic child get for successful
potty training?
A. The Envy Pee Award.
Toddler: Mommy, what is Teddy bear poop called?
Mom: Fleeces.
Typical Toddler: Why?
Q.
Are poop jokes the most popular potty training humor theme?
A. No, butt they are a solid #2! |
Q.
Why does the Energizer Bunny spend so much time on the potty?
A. Because he just keeps going and going...
Q.
What did the turd say to the fart?
A. That last potty training joke really blew me away!
Q.
How do you get the bathroom door unlocked in a hurry if
your toddler has locked herself in there?
A. Use a doo-key!
Q.
What do parents call it when they can't open the door to
the bathroom when a toddler says he has to go?
A. Pooper stupid. |
Toddler
Sitting In a Pile of Unwound TP: Are toilet paper jokes
funny?
Mom: Yes, they really crack me up!
Q.
What happens when little toilet paper grows up big and strong?
A. It becomes a toilet-tree.
Parents
Going Through Potty Training Point to Ponder: Who else is
glad that Tootsday and Turdsday are two days apart?
Inquisitive
Little Kid: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Dad: Lots and lots of room! |
Toddler:
Why is #1 yellow?
Big Brother: Because it's afraid of #2!
Little
Boy: What happens if I miss the potty?
Daddy: Urine trouble with Mom.
Little
Boy: What is the opposite of urine?
Big Sister: You're out!
Teacher:
If you're American in the living room, what are you in the
bathroom?
Student: European.
Q.
Why does the young lad want to be an urologist when he grows
up?
A. Because he likes to play with balls. |
Q.
What happens if you accidentally swallow Scrabble tiles?
A. Your next bowel movement could spell disaster.
Q.
What happened after the kid's new puppy ate a bunch of Scrabble
tiles?
A. He kept leaving little messages all over the house...
Dad:
What is green and smelly?
#2 Son: Incredible Hulk poop!
Q.
What's it called when a scary ghost poops in your potty
and doesn't flush?
A. A spooky dookie. |
Q.
What do your kids call a sleepover at your plumber brother-in-law's
house?
A. A slumber potty.
If
your four-year-old child farts in public and you're embarassed,
just say, "Do clown farts smell funny?"
Dad:
What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
#1 Son: The Super Bowl!
Toddler
Being Potty Trained: Why are turds always tired?
Exhausted and Exasperated Parent: Because they're pooped
out! |
Student: I heard there was a dinosaur that left turd trails
to navigate back out of the jungle.
Paleontologist: That's poop-postoraus.
Dad:
When shouldn't I tell a crappy joke?
Daddy's Boy: When it's just too corny.
Q.
On a freezing cold day, what does a little kid call the
treats his new puppy made for him?
A. Poopsicles.
Q.
What do eskimo kids call diarrhea?
A.Igl-ew-y poopsicles. |
Q.
How do you potty train a toddler tattler?
A. First, you have to take them out of wetness protection...
Son:
How do you stop a new puppy from pooping in your front yard?
Dad: Keep him in the backyard.
Four-Year-Old
Kid: What do you call a magical poop that appears out of
nowhere?
Dad: PooDini!
Teacher:
Why do cherry trees stink?
Student: Because George Washington cut one! |
Q.
Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!
Q.
What does a baby bruin's fart smell like in the woods?
A. It's absolutely un-bearable!
Q.
Why do Tigger, Eeyore, Roo and Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because they like to play with Lumpy and Pooh!
Q.
What is the most productive time to take your toddler over
to her personal little potty?
A. Poo o'clock. |
Q.
Why do pterodactyls aim their pee at the side of the potty
bowl at night?
A. Because the P is silent.
Student:
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Teacher: Because they're extinct!
Young
Son: Why did the basketball player just leave the game to
go to the potty?
Dad: Because he was dribbling.
#1
Son: What does a swimmer piece of poop say to greet the
rest of the guys in the pool?
#2 Son: What's crappening, turds!
Student:
How does a dung beetle make his house smell better?
Teacher: With aromatic poo-pourri!
Q.
How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because
your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny. |
Little
Kid: Why did the toilet paper join a rock band?
Big Brother: Because it was on a roll!
A
little girl asks her daddy: "Is toilet paper surprised
when you use it blow your nose?" Dad replies, "Yes,
butt it's a pleasant surprise."
Q.
Which kind of music do stony poo and toilet paper enjoy?
A. Rock and Roll!
Q.
Why did the toddler put his plush toy bear in the toilet
and flush?
A. So Teddy could take a dip in the Jaccuzi.
Little
Kid: Where does a pirate go when he needs to use the potty?
Daddy: The poop deck.
Kid
In the Bathtub: Mommy, what kind of bird pooped on my head?
Mom: A stool pigeon.
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Dad:
Tell me again, why don't you ever fart in church?
Little Kid: Because you'll have to sit in your pew!
Son:
Why shouldn't you ever fart on an elevator?
Mom: Because that's so wrong, on so many levels!
Mommy:
What happens when Fred Flinstone uses the toilet?
Toddler: He makes a yabba dabba doo.
Q.
Why did the class clown stop telling fart jokes?
A. 'Cause the other students said they stink!
Q.
How do you know your toddler will grow up to be a proctologist?
A. His favorite toy is a Tonka drump truck.
Q.
Why aren't there many jokes about potty training a daughter?
A. Because girls don't have assholes until they're married.
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Potty Training Jokes | Shower
Jokes, Bath Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
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