Q.
What happened to the guy who did a study on the minimal
amount of toilet paper that can be used?
A. He had a real breakthrough.
Q.
What did the shrink say to the guy who was compelled to
use far too much toilet paper?
A. You are just being anal.
Q.
Why should you always tip the bathroom attendant?
A. Because he's one guy who has certainly seen some sh*t.
Q.
How does a computer programmer deal with constipation?
A. He just downloads a log.
Q.
Why wasn't the guy looking for the best constipation medicine?
A. Because he knew #2 would do.
Q.
What did one turd ask his hot date?
A. Is that love in the air?
Did
you hear about the guy at Burger King who took a dump in
the restroom? Naturally, it was a Whopper.
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Q.
How does an Aussie toilet greet you?
A. Bidet, Mate!
Q.
What do you call two guys using the same urinal?
A. Peers.
Q.
Why did the Scotsman have to see an urologist?
A. 'Cause he had a wee bit of a problem.
Did
you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a
beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.
Q.
Why did they stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck
Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!
Q.
What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A. The Super Bowl!
Q.
What is the difference between a neurologist and an urologist?
A. Nothing, if you're a dickhead.
Q.
What is the name of the new medical facility that is both
a sperm bank and urine analysis center?
A. Coming and Going.
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Q.
How does a guy describe running out of toilet paper when
you have diarrhea?
A. A very bad shit-uation!
Q.
How did one guy get over his chronic diarrhea?
A. He made some positive lifestyle changes and really got
his shit together.
Q.
What is the definition of bravery and guts?
A. A guy with diarrhea chancing a fart.
Q.
What did the guy with diarrhea say to the guy with constipation?
A. I shit, you not!
Did
you hear about the guy with diarrhea? The doctor gave him
pills and told him to take one after each episode. Unfortunately,
all the episodes were reruns...
Q.
What happened when the guy called in sick to work because
he had diarrhea?
A. His boss told him to get his shit together.
Did
you hear about the guy who claims he gets diarrhea every
time he goes to Taco Bell? Moron! Why doesn't he just order
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