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Humor, Potty Jokes, Toilet Puns
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Toilet Humor, Crappy Puns, Bathroom Jokes
(Because Clean Restroom Humor
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Warning:
Proceed with Due Caution! Turdy jokes, restroom humor, duty-ful
laughter and shitty toilet puns ahead.
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns
and Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Did
you hear about the charismatic urologist? He can charm the
pants off just about anyone!
Q.
What do you call it when you can't open the door to the
bathroom?
A. Pooper stupid.
Q.
What kinds of dogs did the superstitious guy get to prevent
future constipation?
A. A Shih Tzu and a Poodle.
Q.
Why is animal poop sexy?
A. Because the birds and bees doo it. |
Went
to the proctologist yesterday. Today the wife reported,
"Doc called with your colonoscopy results – they
found your head."
Q.
How does an Aussie toilet greet you?
A. Bidet, Mate!
Q.
How did pirates describe ocean conditions after the whole
crew took a dump?
A. Poop-sea.
Q.
How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because
your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.
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Looking
for #1 jokes about the urinary system? Well, urine
luck!
Q.
What do you call somebody who talks to others while using
a public restroom?
A. A urinarrator.
We
sincerely apologize if Painful
Puns urine jokes make you laugh so hard that you
pee a little bit.
Q.
What do you call a southern urologist who really enjoys
legumes?
A. Peanut. |
Q.
What happened to the guy who had a toilet paper display
collapse on him at the store?
A. He suffered from soft tissue damage.
Restroom
Point to Ponder: You really to have to hand it to toilets
because they really take a lot of shit.
Q.
What do you call a magical poop that appears out of nowhere?
A. PooDini! |
Q.
Why don't men install urinals in their bathrooms at home?
A. Because their wives just wouldn't stand for it.
Q.
What do you get when blind guy tries to talk to you at a
urinal?
A. Wet.
Q.
What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A. Urination. |
Q.
What do you call an experimental high tech toilet made out
of iron, carbon, and aluminum?
A. A FeCAl Matter.
Q.
How do you know the pills you took for constipation are
not working?
A. Because they didn't do shit!
There's
one more great sewage joke, but we're going to leave it
out because the punch line really stinks. |
Q.
What does a paleontologist call an epic dinosaur fart?
A. A blast from the past.
Q.
How do you know if a fart was really bad?
A. The EPA cited it for an air polution violation.
Stinking
Funny Thought of the Day: Why do I fart? Because it's the
only gas I can afford! |
Q.
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A. Flush. OUCH!
Q.
Why did the little boy throw a pencil in the toilet?
A. Because it was a No. 2.
Q.
Why shouldn't you ever play poker with a plumber?
A. Because a good flush beats a full house every time!
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Q.
What did one kidney say to another at the gym?
A. You're in for a workout.
Q.
How are a plumber and a bodybuilder alike?
A. They both like pumping iron.
Q.
Why is constipation such a big problem?
A. Because if you ignore that shit, it becomes a real pain
in the ass. |
And,
off to the Klingon Loo To Boldly Go Watch Star Trek
Reruns!
Q.
Why did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked?
A. Because William Shat-Near Her.
Q.
How does a computer programmer deal with constipation?
A. He just downloads a log. |
Plumbers
are the only folks who can feel good about being sh*tty!
Q.
What kind of jokes do bidets like best?
A. Crappy humor.
Q.
What is an apt name for an Irish Proctologist?
A. Colin O'Scopy.
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Kiss
Ass Thought of the Week: Hope you have a Super Monday, even
if your week looks like it'll be crappy.
Q.
Why don't you ever fart in church?
A. Because you need to sit in your pew!
Q.
After eating chili, how do you know it's really cold outside?
A. You just farted a trail of snowflakes. |
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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