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Superhero
Toilet Jokes and Super Crappy Jokes
Wham!
Powerful stinkers, duty-ful puns, pow-erful bathroom
humor and super toilet bowl jokes.
Super Bathroom Humor and Superhero Loo Jokes
(Because Super Doody Punch
Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're
In Line at the Comicon Loo!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Peril! POWerful privy jokes, super
pooper humor, and batty toilet puns ahead.
| Superhero Loo Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Men's
Room Jokes | Fart Jokes | Sewer
Puns |
| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Bathroom Jokes | Lady's
Room Jokes | Animal Poop Puns |
Manure LOLs | Gas
Station Jokes |
Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. You say, "@#$%!" without inhaling.
Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. The lonely cry of a nerdy turd at Comicon.
Q.
How do you describe the smell of a super fart?
A. KAPOW! Wham! Holy Batman!
Q.
What did the toilet say about Bruce Wayne's guano?
A. Holy Batman! That's just craptastic! |
Q.
What does Superman call a 12-inch turd?
A. A foot stool!
You
know, krytonite must really smell super bad?
Q.
What do citizens of Metropolis call a bird that poops on
your head?
A. A stool pigeon.
Just
because it's a comic fart joke, that doesn't necessarily
mean it's funny!
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Q.
What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box
of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose all
along, and we almost blew it!
Q.
How do you know a superhero joke will be really shitty?
A. It was told by a crapped crusader!
Q.
What kind of car does Batman drive instead of the Batmobile
when he's got diarrhea?
A. A BMW. |
True,
but at least Superman wears underwear! Otherwise, he'd infamously
be known as Tuberman!
Q.
Where does Superman park his privates?
A. On Lois Lane.
Q.
What did Superman call Jimmy Olsen when he did stories about
dirty dog parks?
A. A Super Pooper Scooper. |
Q.
Who do ladies call a bathroom superhero?
A. Any guy who puts the seat back down!
Super
dog owners know it's smartest to just leave the lid down
before and after each use. Less super pooper airborne yuk
on the toothbrush that way, too.
Q.
How is toilet paper like a superhero?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of sh*t from
some asshole! |
Q.
What did Superman say when he entered a bathroom with no
toilet paper?
A. Great Scott Free!
When
a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore?
Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked
up to be.
BTW,
Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a superhero
to de-stink the crappy puns here! |
Q.
What is green and incredibly smelly?
A. Incredible Hulk poop!
Crappy
Point to Ponder: Does The Hulk call a bowel movement a Banner
event?
Q.
What did the poop say to the super fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away! |
Q.
What is Superman's favorite part of this sh*tty toilet joke?
A. The punch line!
Clark
Kent may fart around, but Superman is always a real gas!
Crappy
Point to Ponder: Does it take a super plumber to unclog
a super doody gone south?
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Q.
Why did they stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck
Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!
Did
you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a
beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.
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Q.
Why doesn't The Hulk have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the crap out of it!
You
have to wonder if toilets run, just because they saw The
Incredible Hulk?
Pee
Point to Ponder: Do funny urine jokes piss off The Incredible
Hulk? |
When
you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...
Holy Crap! Diarrhea!
Q.
Where does Spiderman poop?
A. Web-ever he wants.
Q.
What do you call a tiny arachnid superhero with a nasty
case of diarrhea?
A. Itsy shitsy Spiderman.
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Hope
you have a Super Monday, even if your week looks like it'll
be crappy.
Q.
What do a toilet and an angry David Banner have in common?
A. Shit goes down!
Q.
Why are Ninja farts so dangerous?
A. Because they are silent, yet deadly! |
Q.
When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.
Does
Batman really guano know what Robin's been doing in the
Batroom for the past hour?
Q.
What did Commissioner Gordon call it when the Joker blew
up the Gothic City drainage system?
A. A sewer-side bombing!
Q.
Why are Batmans's farts louder than Batgirl's farts?
A. Because Batman has a microphone and two speakers. |
Q.
How many caped crusaders does it take to put down a toilet
seat?
A. Seriously? That's part of Alfred's job description.
Q.
Why do superheroes hate peeing in the child-sized urinals?
A. Splat! Because that's beneath them.
Q.
Why did the comic book villain always smash up bathrooms
decorated with ceramics?
A. Because he had a wreck tile dysfunction! |
Whoa!
Now we finally know exactly how kryptonite cripples Superman!
Q.
What did Lois Lane call Clark Kent when he had diarrhea?
A. Super duper pooper.
Q.
What happened when Clark Kent asked Lois Lane to meet him
in the restroom?
A. She totally blew him off!
Q.
What did the religious superhero say before he flushed the
toilet?
A. Holy Crap! |
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Superhero Jokes | POW!
Batman Puns | Hulk Jokes | Superman
Jokes | Chuck Norris Jokes
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| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Plumber
Jokes and Sewer Humor | Janitor Jokes
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
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