Superhero Toilet Jokes, Dutiful Super Loo Puns

Super Bathroom Humor and Superhero Loo Jokes
(Because Super Doody Punch Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're In Line at the Comicon Loo!)

Q. Why did Batman go into the men's room? A. H guano do his duty!

Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!

Q. Why did Batman go to the men's room? A. Because he's Bathman!

Q. How do you describe a super fart?
A. You say, "@#$%!" without inhaling.

Q. How do you describe a super fart?
A. The lonely cry of a nerdy turd at Comicon.

Q. How do you describe the smell of a super fart?
A. KAPOW! Wham! Holy Batman!

Q. What did the toilet say about Bruce Wayne's guano?
A. Holy Batman! That's just craptastic!

Q. What does Superman call a 12-inch turd?
A. A foot stool!

You know, krytonite must really smell super bad?

Q. What do citizens of Metropolis call a bird that poops on your head?
A. A stool pigeon.

Just because it's a comic fart joke, that doesn't necessarily mean it's funny!

Q. What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose all along, and we almost blew it!

Q. How do you know a superhero joke will be really shitty?
A. It was told by a crapped crusader!

Q. What kind of car does Batman drive instead of the Batmobile when he's got diarrhea?
A. A BMW.

Q. Why doesn't Superman have may friends? A. Because he wears his underwear over his pants!

Q. What do you call a bathroom superhero? A. Flush Gordon!

Q. Why did Superman flush the toilet? A. It was his duty!

True, but at least Superman wears underwear! Otherwise, he'd infamously be known as Tuberman!

Q. Where does Superman park his privates?
A. On Lois Lane.

Q. What did Superman call Jimmy Olsen when he did stories about dirty dog parks?
A. A Super Pooper Scooper.

Q. Who do ladies call a bathroom superhero?
A. Any guy who puts the seat back down!

Super dog owners know it's smartest to just leave the lid down before and after each use. Less super pooper airborne yuk on the toothbrush that way, too.

Q. How is toilet paper like a superhero?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of sh*t from some asshole!

Q. What did Superman say when he entered a bathroom with no toilet paper?
A. Great Scott Free!

When a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore? Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked up to be.

BTW, Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a superhero to de-stink the crappy puns here!

Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!

Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Q. What is green and incredibly smelly?
A. Incredible Hulk poop!

Crappy Point to Ponder: Does The Hulk call a bowel movement a Banner event?

Q. What did the poop say to the super fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Q. What is Superman's favorite part of this sh*tty toilet joke?
A. The punch line!

Clark Kent may fart around, but Superman is always a real gas!

Crappy Point to Ponder: Does it take a super plumber to unclog a super doody gone south?

Q. Why did they stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!

Did you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.

Q. Why do toilets run? A. They never learned how to job!

Q. Why did Batman flush the toilet? A. Because it was his duty!

Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the crap out of it!

You have to wonder if toilets run, just because they saw The Incredible Hulk?

Pee Point to Ponder: Do funny urine jokes piss off The Incredible Hulk?

When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter... Holy Crap! Diarrhea!

Q. Where does Spiderman poop?
A. Web-ever he wants.

Q. What do you call a tiny arachnid superhero with a nasty case of diarrhea?
A. Itsy shitsy Spiderman.

Hope you have a Super Monday, even if your week looks like it'll be crappy.

Q. What do a toilet and an angry David Banner have in common?
A. Shit goes down!

Q. Why are Ninja farts so dangerous?
A. Because they are silent, yet deadly!

Q. Where does Batman go potty? A. In the bat room!

Q. How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A. Who Knows? It's never been done!

Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!

Q. When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.

Does Batman really guano know what Robin's been doing in the Batroom for the past hour?

Q. What did Commissioner Gordon call it when the Joker blew up the Gothic City drainage system?
A. A sewer-side bombing!

Q. Why are Batmans's farts louder than Batgirl's farts?
A. Because Batman has a microphone and two speakers.

Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A. Seriously? That's part of Alfred's job description.

Q. Why do superheroes hate peeing in the child-sized urinals?
A. Splat! Because that's beneath them.

Q. Why did the comic book villain always smash up bathrooms decorated with ceramics?
A. Because he had a wreck tile dysfunction!

Whoa! Now we finally know exactly how kryptonite cripples Superman!

Q. What did Lois Lane call Clark Kent when he had diarrhea?
A. Super duper pooper.

Q. What happened when Clark Kent asked Lois Lane to meet him in the restroom?
A. She totally blew him off!

Q. What did the religious superhero say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!

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