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Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget!Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement!

Have you seen the new movie, Constipated? Oh, wait – It's not out yet...

People who tell you that they're constipated are full of crap.

Q. Why are constipated people so rude? A. They just don't give a crap.

I need to poop so bad that I have a lump in my throat!

Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? He's been feeling rather down in the dumps.

Sh*tty Pick-Up Line: You're stuck in my head, like mental constipation.

Q. How are men like laxatives? A. Both can irritate the sh*t out of you!Crappy Pun: I must be emotionally constipated. I just can't seem to give a sh*t! Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player? He wanted to buy a bowel!

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned, considering how full of sh*t some people are.

Did you hear about the psychiatrist and proctologist who opened a practice together? They call it Odds and Ends.

I've just seen the video of my colonoscopy. The picture was crap. Thank goodness, there was no audio.

Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Q. What do doctors and plumbers have in common?
A. They both bury their mistakes.

Did you hear about the constipated gymnast? She had problems with her last movement.

As a trainee proctologist, I had to work my way up from the bottom.

Q. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? A. It got stuck in a crack!Q. Why was Tigger in the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!Toilet Tech Humor: Backups are usually a good thing, unless it's a sewer.

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it!

Push the button, pull the chain, and out comes a chocolate choo-choo train. And, say bye bye to constipation!

Or your colon...

Q. How do you describe a jocular sewage joker? A. Pun Gent!

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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