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Which music genre appeals to cheese? R 'N BrieFavorite Song: Gnome Woman, Gnome CryQ. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar at the tasting party?
A. Lookin' Sharp!

Middle C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. Bartender says to E-flat, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."

Gnome Trivia: Favorite song of Caribbean gnomes is "Gnome Woman, Gnome Cry."

Q. How are trumpets like pirates?
A. They both murder in the high Cs.

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist

Q. Why did Mozart dislike chickens? A. Because they ran around screaming "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."Gnome, Gnome on the Range, Where the Deer and the Antelope...I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap.

Q. How do you fix a broken tuba?
A. With a tuba glue!

Gnome, Gnome on the Range is not a cooking song.

Don't let you kids watch symphonies on TV. There’s too much sax and violins.

Q. What is a baker's fab fave Beatles' song?
A. Loaf is All You Knead.

Metro Gnomes are always on time.Music Pick-Up Line: I don't play guitar, but I'll pluck your G string!Metro Gnomes enjoy percussion instruments.

Metro Gnomes make great beat cops, too.

Q. What is "perfect pitch?"
A. When you lob a clarinet into a toilet without hitting the rim.

Gnomes can carry a tune, even if their cheesy pick up lines can't.

Q. What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an oboe.

Metro gnomes are always on timely trends, but they do have some ticks.

Q. What's the range of a tuba?
A. About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

Why do gnomes get a bad rap? Gnome Rhyme, Nor Reason.Creepiest Show Tune Ever: Getting to gnome you, getting to gnome all about you.Music Pick-Up Line: Are you a baritone? 'Cause I'd like to get to 1st bass with you

Gnome Rhyme, Gnor Reason: New troll hip hop duo.

C-sharp when you cross the street… or you're going to B-flat.

Oh, that's a show tune? It sounded like a gnome porno title. ...

Q. What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A. The coffin has the corpse inside.

Gnome Buddy has heard this one before. Now he's a left fielder.

Q. Why was the music theorist drunk? A. He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.

Why do gnomes make bad rappers? Gnome Rhyme, Ignor Reason!Music Pun: I break into song because I can't find the key.Gnome McDonald pranked the farm.

Plus, their tiny vocal chords can't be heard by dwarves and leprechauns.

Q. How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
A. Sell it and buy a violin.

Hulk does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away!

Q. What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A-flat minor!

Q. How did the gnome farmer fix his torn jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch.

Q. What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A. No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.

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