| Q.
How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
Hall!
Q.
Why didn't the rapper ever dine at the steakhouse?
A. He gots no beef with them.
Hip
Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other,
can you still call that a beef? |
Q.
Why do farmers play smooth jazz out in the corn field?
A. 'Cause it's easy on the ears.
Seven
piano keys walk into a bar. Bartender say, "Sorry,
we can't serve liquor to A minor."
Q.
How much gum do rappers chew in a day?
A. 2Pac.
Q.
How is music like candy?
A. Ya toss the rappers.
Q.
Why do farmers make the best rappers?
A. 'Cause they have the freshest beets.
|
Q.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
A. Mellow Yellow!
Q.
Which 2010s band plays on the highest sugar levels?
A. The Diabeatles.
Q.
What's in the potent Christmas cocktail called Little Drummer
Boy?
A. One part rum, three parts rum pum.
Q.
Why was the music theorist drunk?
A. He tried to use a fifth with his tonic. |
