| Chef
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
you remind me of my spice cabinet because you've got a fine
grind goin' on!
The
blonde thought she only had enough flour for one loaf, but
after adding yeast, she had elevened bread. Duh!
Point
That Health Food Chefs Ponder: Why isn't thyme used in medicine?
After all, thyme heals all wounds.
Did
you hear about the restaurant critic who had no taste? |
Q.
Why was the top chef's job in jeopardy?
A. His latest creation was a recipe for disaster.
Q.
Why do great chefs use butter?
A. Because there is no margarine for error.
Q.
Where do cowboy chefs that spcialize in cooking beef feel
right at home?
A. On the range.
Q.
What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.
|
Q.
Why did the elderly chef finally retire?
A. 'Cause his sage was showing.
The
famous chef did not use that herb from a laurel tree in
his recipes, contrary to popular bay leaf.
A
chef's girlfriend bet him a hundred dollars that he couldn't
build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look
on her face when he drove pasta.
Did
you hear about the punny chef who was known for his antics
and capers? |
