| Q.
What do you need to eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken
for lunch?
A. Hendurance.
After
Lunch Pick Up Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC?
'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!
I
made some Jerk Chicken for lunch the other day, but he didn't
even say, "Thanks."
Q.
Why do bulimics eat lunch at KFC?
A. Because the chicken comes in a handy bucket.
Q.
Where did Neanderthals get their fast food chicken?
A. At Cave FC. |
Q.
Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road at
noon?
A. To curb hunger.
Q.
What did the hungry computer eat for lunch?
A. Chips, one byte at a time.
Customer:
My lunch is talking to me.
Deli Shop Waiter: Yes sir, that's why I don't recommend
the tongue sandwich.
Q.
What did the lunch buffet at the textbook writer's conference
feature?
A. A table of contents.
Q.
Why did the rock drummer go to KFC for lunch?
A. He needed some drumsticks. |
Q.
What do they serve at the monster school cafeteria?
A. Human beans, broiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream.
Q.
Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.
Q.
Why did the guy eat so much cheese and cold cuts for lunch?
A. Because it's deli-cious
Q.
How did the guy finally end his lunch hour addiction to
deli food?
A. He went cold turkey.
Foodie
Point to Ponder: At our local diner, you can eat lunch dirt
cheap. But, who wants to eat dirt? |
