Beer Pitcher Says: Happy Fun in the Sun Day!   PainfulPuns.com - Groaner Puns, Painful Jokes, Funny Ouch!

PainfulPuns Home
Animal Puns, Wildlife Humor
Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!
Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns
Edible Puns, Fun with Food
Frightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Garden Puns, Green Groaners
Gnome Puns Intended
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Monstrously Funny Puns
Work Humor, Joking on the Job
Old Jokes & Old Never Die Puns
Painful Puns, Punny Funs
Pet Puns + Jokes = Funny Pet Peeves
Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons
Funny Riddles, Punny Answers!
Sick Puns, Healthy Laughs
Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns
Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

And while you're here,
please take a moment to
visit our sponsors:

Gnome nude swimming allowed. You've been warned!
Flowers Love Sundays!

Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!

 


Nooner Jokes, Lunch Hour Puns, Daytime Humor
Take a break with 12 o'clock high humor, lunchtime LOLs, sunny puns and middle of the day jokes.

Noon Jokes, Midday Humor, Daylight Puns
(Because High Noon Jokes and Hot Afternoon Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Out to Lunch!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Notel nooner jokes, lunch break laughs , hot humor and sunny afternoon puns ahead.
| Noon Jokes | Morning Laughs | Night Humor | Bed Jokes | Insult Jokes | Compliment Jokes |
| Blonde Jokes | Bad Hair Puns | Bald Jokes | Hipster LOLs | Psychic Jokes | Hot Puns | Cold Jokes |
| Furniture Jokes | Fashion Jokes | Underwear Puns | Divorce Jokes | Traffic Jokes | Manly Jokes |

Gnirl, did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
 
They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.
 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

Q. How is delivered pizza at noon like a nooner?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Q. For maximum effect, what time does Bigfoot pop a Coors and smoke weed on top of Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.

Q. Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road at noon?
A. To curb hunger.

Q. What is the new and improved slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. Not Just For Nooners Anymore!

Ham and Eggs walk into a bar before noon. Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve breakfast here."

Q. What happened after the cops arrested the guy who beat his victims with lunch meat?
A. He was charged with baloney-ous assault.

Customer: My lunch is talking to me.
Deli Shop Waiter: Yes sir, that's why I don't recommend the tongue sandwich.

Q. Why did the new gourmet burger restaurant owner invite the warehouse staff to lunch?
A. He heard they have good pallets.

A guy went to a big brunch buffet with a taxidermist friend. By noon, he was stuffed!

Teacher: We will only have a half day of school this morning.
Whole Class: Hooray!!!
Teacher: We'll have the second half this afternoon.

Q. Which kind of street performers stops by the library to entertain kids at noon?
A. A mime-reader.

Q. Which side dish do chemists like to order for lunch?
A. Anion rings.

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud Chicken
 
Gnirl, you're so hot the sun is jealous!
 
Q. Where does a vampire like to eat lunch? A. At a Casketeria!

Q. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
A. They go out on a peck-nic.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop at high noon?
A. Hot dog puns.

Q. Why are hamburgers so happy at weekend afternoon backyard barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in an afternoon race?
A. Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!

Q. Which new dating site is exclusively for folks over 50 seeking a nooner?
A. Lunch Hour Time dot con.

Q. What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his hot afternoon run?
A. The stink eye.

Q. What do surgeons and church musicians do when they hang out together on Sunday afternoons?
A. They talk about organs.

Q. What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A. Ice berg-ers!

Q. How do vampires recharge at work during mid-afternoon?
A. They take a coffin break.

Q. Do they serve hamburgers for lunch in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.

Q. Which craft beer is a Denver basketball fan's favorite at noon?
A. Nugget Hoppy Meal.

Q. What spoiled the Labor Day afternoon backyard burger barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.

Women
 
When a cannibal showed up late for lunch, the others gave him the cold shoulder.
 
Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. Should you enjoy a glass of red before noon?
A. Wine not!

Beer: The reason I wake up every afternoon.

Q. How do you become a superhero on Sunday afternoon?
A. Rescue a guy named Gallo who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Q. What are the best times to party?
A. Daytime and Nighttime.

Q. What do you call a fisherman who drinks too much while out to sea in the midday sun?
A. A beer-a-cuda.

Q. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.

To this day, the kid that used to bully me at school takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great hamburgers.

Q. What is it called when you cut up your long lunch hero sandwich into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.

Q. What does an astronaut request on his fast food noon sandwich?
A. Launch meat.

Caution: Beefy Pick-Up Lines may make you want to skp lunch, or become a vegetarian.

Q. Which fruity alcoholic beverages do pigs like to start gulping down at high noon?
A. Swine coolers.

Hot Afternoon Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or do you always look that hot?

Q. What is it called when you go out to sea to capture large, flat fish at high noon?
A. Catching some rays.

Q. Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the long afternoon race and taken away to jail?
A. For resisting a rest.

Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels Scout
 
Q. Which song do vampires really detest? A. You Are My Sunshine!
 
Gnome nudist colony ahead. You've been warned!

Q. How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Your new bulb will be ready for pick up ant time after noon tomorrow. .If this is an emergency, please dial 911.

Q. What time of the day do stoners always look forward to?
A. High Noon. 'Cause it doesn't matter if the light bulb is burned out, or not!

Q. What time of the day do blunt smokers always look forward to?
A. High Noon.

Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, it's almost 4-20 again. How about we light up the afternoon just like we did last night?

Q. Why did the guy eat so much cheese and cold cuts for lunch?
A. Because it's deli-cious

Q. Which angry guy absolutely will not go outside during the afternoon without his hat?
A. A hot head!

Q. What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch?
A. A Hamburglar.

Q. Why don't English golfers work during the afternoon?
A. Because it would interrupt their tee time.

Q. What does Batman drink in the afternoon?
A. Gotham Ci-Tea.

Afternoon tea drinkers who like living on the edge often find themselves in hot water!

Q. What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon?
A. U.N.I.T. Tea.

Q. What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach during the afternoon?
A. Joggernaut.

Q. What do you call a big smelly fish that's been beached since noon?
A. A stink ray.

Q. What is the best type of music for a summer afternoon fishing trip?
A. Anything with a catchy hook.

Q. What do you call a fisherman with a large flatfish on his head at high noon?
A. Ray!

Q. Where can a tired fisherman catch a quick afternoon nap?
A. In a river bed.

| Noon Jokes | Morning Puns | Night Humor | Bed Jokes | Insult Jokes | Compliment Jokes |
| Blonde Jokes | Bad Hair Puns | Bald Jokes | Hipster Jokes | Psychic Puns | Colorful Groans |
| Fashion Jokes | Shoe Groans | Underwear Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Traffic Jokes | Manly Jokes |
| Furniture Jokes | Shopping Jokes | Grocery Store Groaners | Germ Jokes | Weather Jokes |
| Home Sweet Home Humor | Stinking Funny Jokes | Clean Groaners | Hot Puns | Cold Jokes |
| OMG! Religion Jokes | Travel Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | Timely Puns | Cross the Road Jokes |
| Daily Groans | Light Bulb Jokes | Painful Pirate Puns | Arr! | Creepy Clown Jokes | Mime Puns |
| Groaner Jokes | Police Puns | Lawyer LOLs | Criminal Jokes | Money Puns | Gambling Jokes
|

PainfulPuns Home
You're still enjoying your day, so here's even more enlightened laughter,
hot humor, sunny jokes and lit up painful puns that'll brighten your outlook:

More Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...

| Author Humor | Auto Repair Puns | Beer Jokes | Blunt LOLs | Cannibal Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Colorado Jokes |
| Fishing Jokes | Hot Dog Puns | Incredible Hulk Humor | Monkey LOLs | Naked Jokes | Pig Puns | Running Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal Humor | Shrink Jokes | Sports Jokes | Sun Puns | Vampire Jokes | Wine Lover Laughs |

Edible Puns, Fun with Food Bartender Puns, Bar HumorFrightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns Pot Puns, Weed Jokes, Green Grow-ners!Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!

Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon!

Join us on social media and please feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
PainfulPuns at Facebook PainfulPuns at Twitter PainfulPuns at Pinterest

©2017-2021 Painfulpuns.com PainfulPuns.com Logo Man All rights reserved.