Q.
Should you enjoy a glass of red before noon?
A. Wine not!
Beer:
The reason I wake up every afternoon.
Q.
How do you become a superhero on Sunday afternoon?
A. Rescue a guy named Gallo who's been trapped inside a
bottle!
Q.
What are the best times to party?
A. Daytime and Nighttime.
Q.
What do you call a fisherman who drinks too much while out
to sea in the midday sun?
A. A beer-a-cuda. |
Q.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.
To
this day, the kid that used to bully me at school takes
my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great hamburgers.
Q.
What is it called when you cut up your long lunch hero sandwich
into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.
Q.
What does an astronaut request on his fast food noon sandwich?
A. Launch meat.
Caution:
Beefy Pick-Up Lines may make you want to skp lunch, or become
a vegetarian.
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Q.
Which fruity alcoholic beverages do pigs like to start gulping
down at high noon?
A. Swine coolers.
Hot
Afternoon Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or
do you always look that hot?
Q.
What is it called when you go out to sea to capture large,
flat fish at high noon?
A. Catching some rays.
Q.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the long afternoon
race and taken away to jail?
A. For resisting a rest. |