| Q.
Why was the pirate movie rated RRR?
A. There was so much booty.
Q.
Why do pirates love the night?
A. Because they do not fear the daRRRk.
Q.
When ashore, where does a pirate put his automobile?
A. In a caRRR paRRRk.
Q.
What does a pirate's dog say?
A. ARRf ARRf!
Q.
Where do pirates go to play pinball?
A. The aRRcade.
Q.
What did the pirate say when he left Italia?
A. ARRivederci Roma! |
Q.
What do pirates do for fun?
A. They paRRRty heaRRRty!
Q.
What kind of animal do pirate ships with an ant problem
keep on board?
A. AaRRdvarks.
Q.
Where do pirates prefer to dock their ships?
A. In a HaRRRbor.
Q.
How do you know the pirate ship will show up on time?
A. Because prompt pirates always aRRive on schedule.
Q.
Why did the pirate become an aRRcheaologist?
A. He enjoyed hunting for skulls and crossed bones.
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Q.
Which instrument do rocker pirates usually play?
A. Lead guitaRRR.
Q.
How does a pirate put up a smoke screen?
A. He lights up a cigaRRR.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Aye, have
ye ever met a man with a real yardaRRRm?
Q.
Why do pirates like the game of golf?
A. They always shoot paRRR.
Q.
Who settles disputes between pirates?
A. An ARRbitrator.
Q.
Which noble gas do pirate chemists prefer?
A. Arrgon. |
