| Q.
What did the pirate say when he stepped on a LEGO with his
non-peg leg?
A. ARRRR!
Q.
Who does a pirate go see if he breaks his peg leg?
A. The caRRRpenter.
Q.
How did the pirate revive his drowning shipmate?
A. He used C.P.RRR.
Q.
What did the Norwegian pirate name his son?
A. Arrnulf.
Q.
How do you describe an enthusiastic, passionate pirate?
A. ARRdent. |
Q.
What is the best surprise for a pirate on his birthday?
A. A big paRRRty!
Q.
Which soft drink to nostalgic pirates miss most?
A. RRR-C Cola.
Q.
Where do pirates store their cookies aboard ship?
A. In a cookie jaRRR.
Q.
Where do pirates store their guns and weapons?
A. In an aRRmory.
Q.
What did the pirate name his son?
A. ARRthur.
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Q.
Which pirate was mentioned in the Bible?
A. Noah, the builder of the ARRRk!
Q.
Where did the pirate put all his Christmas decorations?
A. In his front yaRRRd.
Q.
Which doll do pirates always give to their daughters?
A. A BaRRRbie Doll.
Q.
How do pirates get around in town when they're at port?
A. By cARR.
Q.
Where do pirates go to pay their respects to fallen heroes?
A. Arrlington National Cemetery. |
