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Q. What does a skeleton say before dinner? A. Bone AppetitQ. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts!Q. Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy? A. He just didn't have the stomach for it!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A.
Spare ribs.

Q. Who is a skeleton's favorite Star Trek character?
A. Bones McCoy

Q. What is the favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots?
A. The Scareplane

Q. When does a skeleton laugh?
A.
When something tickles his funny bone!

Did you hear about the two new skeleton teachers? One's humerus, but the other is very sternum.

Q. Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart.

Q. Why are skeletons so calm?
A. Because nothing gets under their skin.

Q. What do skeletons give out on Halloween?
A. Spare ribs.

Q. How do skeleton traffic reporters prefer to commute?
A. By skel-icopter.

Q. Why was the skeleton so mean? A. He didn't have a heart!A skeleton walks in a bar and says: "Give me a beer...and a mop."Q. What did the skeleton say when the ghost lied to hin? A. I can see right through you!

Q. Why do skeletons hate winter?
A.
Because the cold goes right through them.

Q. What happened to the skeleton who got lost in the desert?
A. He was bone dry.

Q. What is skeleton's fave musical instrument?
A. Sax-a-bone!

Q. What kind of beer do skeletons like?
A. Pale Ale with lots of body.

Q. Why do skeletons prefer cabernet wine?
A. Because of its full body.

Q. What did the biker skeleton say while riding his Harley?
A.
I'm bad to the bone!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
A.
To have his ghoul stones removed.

Q. Which kind of plates do skeletons prefer?
A. Antique bone china.

Q. Why are skeletons good at chopping down trees?
A. They're Lumbar-jacks!

Q. Which streets do ghosts haunt? A. Dead ends!Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop!Q. Which room doesn't a ghost need? A. The living room!

Q. What did the thousand-year-old skeleton complain about?
A. Aching bones.

Q. What song do skeleton criminal listen to?
A. Bad to the Bone

Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A.
They have no body to dance with.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that stays out in sub-zero weather too long?
A. A Numbskull

Q. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
A.
Lazy Bones!

Q. What do skeletons say when they depart on a journey?
A. Bone Voyage!

Q. What kind of dessert does a ghoul like? A. Ice scream!Q. why are ghosts so bad at lying? A. Because you can see right through them!Q. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A. Boo Jeans!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the speed dating party?
A. He was hoping to pick up some body!

Q. Where do skeletons like to eat at the mall?
A. Cinnabone

Q. Who won the skull beauty contest?
A.
No body.

Q. How does a skeleton taunt a vampire?
A. He says, "You Suck!"

Q. What did the skeleton say to his ghoul friend?
A. I love every bone in your body!

Q. What do you call a cloned skeleton who uses the door bell?
A. A dead ringer!

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