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Q. What does a skeleton say before dinner? A. Bone AppetitQ. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts!Q. Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy? A. He just didn't have the stomach for it!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spare ribs.

Q. Who is a skeleton's favorite Star Trek character?
A. Bones McCoy.

Q. What is the favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots?
A. The Scareplane.

Q. What does a skeleton drive into a hockey game?
A. The Zam-Bony!

Q. When does a skeleton laugh?
A. When something tickles his funny bone!

Did you hear about the two new skeleton teachers? One's humerus, but the other is very sternum.

Q. Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart.

Q. Why don't skeletons ever fart in front of others?
A. Because they don't have the guts.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite board game?
A. Tibial Pursuit.

Q. Why are skeletons so calm?
A. Because nothing gets under their skin.

Q. Do monsters enjoy skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.

Q. What do skeletons give out on Halloween?
A. Spare ribs.

Q. How do skeleton traffic reporters prefer to commute?
A. By skel-icopter.

Q. What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?
A. A bone and marrow.

Q. Why was the skeleton so mean? A. He didn't have a heart!A skeleton walks in a bar and says: "Give me a beer...and a mop."Q. What did the skeleton say when the ghost lied to hin? A. I can see right through you!

Q. Why do skeletons hate winter?
A. Because the cold goes right through them.

Q. What happened to the skeleton who got lost in the desert?
A. He was bone dry.

Q. What is skeleton's fave musical instrument?
A. Sax-a-bone!

Q. What do you call the ghost of a skeleton?
A. Um, that remains to be seen.

Q. What kind of beer do skeletons like?
A. Pale Ale with lots of body.

Q. Why do skeletons prefer cabernet wine?
A. Because of its full body.

Q. What did the biker skeleton say while riding his Harley?
A. I'm bad to the bone!

Q. How do skeletons reproduce?
A. They bone.

Q. What did the criminal skeleton use to mug people?
A. A shoulder blade.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
A. To have his ghoul stones removed.

Q. Which kind of plates do skeletons prefer?
A. Antique bone china.

Q. Why are skeletons good at chopping down trees?
A. They're Lumbar-jacks!

Q. Which streets do ghosts haunt? A. Dead ends!Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop!Q. Which room doesn't a ghost need? A. The living room!

Q. What did the thousand-year-old skeleton complain about?
A. Aching bones.

Q. Which song do skeleton criminals listen to?
A. Bad to the Bone.

Q. Why can't skeleton musicians play at church?
A. 'Cause they have no organs.

Q. What is a bony skeleton's favorite fruit?
A. Spineapple.

Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that stays out in sub-zero weather too long?
A. A Numbskull.

Q. Which kind of key does a locksmith use in a haunted house?
A. The skeleton key!

Q. Why are skeleton's such bad liars?
A. 'Cause you can see right through them.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite sauce?
A. Grave-y.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
A. Lazy Bones!

Q. How do skeletons in Colorado get high?
A. Marrow-juana.

Q. What do skeletons say when they depart on a journey?
A. Bone Voyage!

Q. Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
A. They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.

Q. What kind of dessert does a ghoul like? A. Ice scream!Q. why are ghosts so bad at lying? A. Because you can see right through them!Q. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A. Boo Jeans!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the speed dating party?
A. He was hoping to pick up some body!

Q. Where do skeletons like to eat at the mall?
A. Cinnabone.

Q. Which musical instrument does a skeleton play in the band?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the disco?
A. He heard it was a hip joint.

Q. What do skeletons say before they eat?
A. Bone Appetite.

Q. Who won the skull beauty contest?
A. No body.

Q. How does a skeleton taunt a vampire?
A. He says, "You Suck!"

Q. Why don't skeletons play on the Denver Broncos team?
A. They are big-boned enough, but they only have enough heart to play for the Denver Nuggets.

Q. What did the skeleton say to his ghoul friend?
A. I love every bone in your body!

Q. What do you call a cloned skeleton who uses the door bell?
A. A dead ringer!

Q. What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A. A world class hide and seek champion.

Q. Which room can't skeletons enter?
A. The living room.

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