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box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused!
Q.
Why is car insurance so expensive for pasta chefs?
A. Because they have a drive to make everything al dente.
Q.
Which kind of pasta do you want to keep off your face?
A. Ziti. |
Q.
Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation?
A. The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Q.
Which kind of pasta sauce is made out of sea breeze?
A. Marine-aira.
Q.
What might happen if you spill a bowl of alphabet pasta?
A. That could spell disaster.
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Customer:
Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No sir, it will be round.
Q.
Why did everybody think the pasta was flirting?
A. Because it was so saucy.
Q.
Which kind of dog did the pasta chef own?
A. A Labra-Noodle. |
