Q.
Why do Southerners hate landlords?
A. 'Cause the devil rent down to Georgia.
Q.
How are bats and real estate agents alike?
A. Both echo location, location, location.
Q.
Why can't those neighbors sell their house?
A. They always leave the sprinklers on, and it's a constant
source of irrigation.
Q.
How can you tell if you've found a good realtor?
A. He has a mortgage loophole named after him.
Old
light bulbs never die, but they do blink out. |
Q.
What is the difference between a sperm and a realtor?
A. The sperm has a one in a million chance of becoming human.
Q.
How many realtors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five, for no particular reason – it's always been
that way.
Q.
When asked about how many home sites were still available
in the new subdivision, what did the realtor say?
A. Lots are available.
Q.
What is the best part about elevator jokes?
A. They always lift you up when you're feeling down. |
Q.
How many insects do you need to rent out an apartment?
A. Tenants.
Q.
How do you romance a landlord?
A. With long romantic walks to the bank.
Q.
Why do they bury dead landlords 20 feet under?
A. Because deep down, they really are good.
Q.
How was the development of the new wooded community going?
A. They were making in-roads.
TV
News Reporter: Where is the best place to begin the fight
against terror?
Blonde Realtor: Haunted houses. Duh! |