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Q. Why did
the guy quit
his job in
the sewer?

A. 'Cause
the pay really
stinks.

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

Q. How did
the bank
teller quit?

A. He just
withdrew from
the job.



Q. Why did the
aged cheddar
maker resign?

A. Beause it
was a totally
cheesy job.

A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut.

Q. Why did
the mime quit
his job?

A. Hmm?
Nobody's
heard...


Q. What do you call somebody who finds jobs for cabbage? A. A head hunter!
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Resign yourself to former position puns, retired humor, ax occupation LOLs and quit this job jokes.

I Quit! Jokes, Resignation Humor, Unemployed Puns
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Warning: Quit with Caution! Take This Job and Shove It jokes, I quit humor, and formerly empoyed puns ahead.
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Why Did the Farmer Quit? His celery wasn't high enough!I used to be a tailor, but I found the work to be so-so.I used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it.

Q. Why did the fed-up guy finally quit his job and just retire?
A. Because that was his dream job!

Q. Why did the truck driver quit his job with UPS?
A. Because he just couldn't express himself.

Q.Why did the professional tennis player quit his career?
A. He was far too high strung and it wasn't his racket.

Q. Why did the cranberry farmer quit his job?
A. Because the work kept him so bogged down.

Q. Why did the poultry farmer decide to quit the business?
A. 'Cause that was truly a fowl job.

Q. Why was the hog farmer considering changing careers?
A. 'Cause the job was a real boar.

Q. Why did Old Tom, the turkey farmer, decide to retire?
A. The job just gobbled up too much of his time.

Q. Why did the tailor quit his job at Men's Warehouse?
A. Because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating, flatly de-pressing and just didn't suit him.

Q. Why did the cobbler quit his job?
A. It was a sole-less business.

Q. What was the reason the pantyhose salesman quit the job?
A. Too many snags.

Q. Why did the worker quit his job at the rug factory?
A. He heard layoffs were looming.

Q. Why did the quilt maker quit her job?
A. Because the work was so patchy.

Q. Why did the girl quit her job working behind the perfume counter?
A. It just made cents.

Q. Why did the old dominatrix retire from her career?
A. Because she was thoroughly whipped.

Q. Why did the fur trapper quit his job?
A. He hit a snare and PETA was on his tail.

Q. Why did the toilet paper salesman reire from the job?
A. He was completely wiped out.

Q. Why did the Scotch Tape sales rep quit his job?
A. Customer relations were very sticky.

Q. Why did the generic duct tape salesman quit his job?
A. He just couldn't stick with it.

Q. Why did the salesman at the expensive antique clock shop, with the snooty customers, quit his job?
A. He just didn't have time for that.

Q. Why did the vodka salesman quit his job?
A. Becuase the pay was the Absolut worst.

Q. Why did the power tools salesman quit his job?
A. He saw no future in it.

Q. Why did the kitchen colander salesman quit his job?
A. It was just too much of a strain.

Q. Why did the telemarketer quit his job?
A. 'Cause talk is cheap.

I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out.I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

Q. Why did the fireman quit his job?
A. Because he was really burned outt.

Q. Why did the fireman resign from the department's arson division?
A. The job was a bad match.

Q. Why did the dog groomer quit her job?
A. She hit a ruff spot.

Q. Why did the dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her.

Q. Why did the rabbit breeder decide to change careers?
A. He just wasn't hoppy with the pay.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the rubberband factory?
A. 'Cause the work was a bit of a stretch.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the anchor factory?
A. He always felt so weighed down.

Q. Why did the computer programmer resign from his position?
A. Too many work arounds.

Q. Why did the clock repairman resign from his job?
A. Too much overtime.

Q. When did the guy quit his job at the scale company?
A. After he weighed the pros and cons.

Q. Whhy did the Amazon delivery truck driver quit his job?
A. He hit a bump in the road

Q. Why did the professional fisherman quit his job?
A. Because the work stunk and he just couldn't live on his net income.

Q. Why did the bureaucrat decide it was time to retire?
A. He ran out of red tape.

Q. Why did the barista quit her job at the chic coffee house?
A. It just wasn't her cup of tea.

Q. Why did the high school student quit his job at te toy store?
A. 'Cause it was not just fun and games.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the pogo stick factory?
A. Too many ups and downs.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the trampoline factory?
A. 'Cause he suffered from spring allergies.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the hula hoop factory?
A. Management kept going around and around about giving him a raise.

Q. Why did the other guy retire from his job at the hula hoop factory?
A. His career had been a vicious circle.

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!
 

Q. Why did
the grand
piano tuner
quit his job?

A. Because
the pay scale
was flat.

 
Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.

Q. Why did the baker decide to quit his job at the bakery?
A. He just wasn't making enough dough.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the candy bar factory?
A. Paydays were too small.

Q. Why did the soup chef quit his job at the chain restaurant?
A. 'Cause the job benefits didn't include stock options.

Q. Why did the bottler quit working at the syrup factory?
A. 'Cause the job was really sappy.

Q. Why did the golfer decide it was time to retire?
A. He lost his drive.

Q. Why did the old golfer decide to retire?
A. He just wanted to putter around at home.

Q. Why did the piano bar musician quit her job?
A. The lounge was just too low key

Q. Why did the basso vocalist quit his gig with the choral group?
A. The pay was too low.

Q. Why did Motley fire the hairy new guitarist?
A. He needed a Crue cut.

Q. Why did the old soprano retire in her prime?
A. She wanted to go out on a high note.

Q. Why did the guitarist quit his gig?
A. He got into a rift whe other band members.

Q. Why did the background vocalist quit the ice cream jingle gig?
A. The ad guy's memo left a sour note.

Q. Why did the cannibal chef quit his job at the restaurant?
A. 'Cause he was fed up with the customers.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the sausage factory?
A. 'Cause the work was the wurst!

Q. Why did the cook at the orphanage quit his job?
A. 'Cause the work was gruel-ing.

Q. Why did the worker quit his job at the pepper mill factory?
A. He tired of the daily grind.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the aluminum can recycling plant?
A. The work was soda-pressing.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the bagel shop?
A. Because the hole business left him boiling.

Q. Why did
the historian
quit her job at
the museum?

A. She just
didn't see any future in it.

 
I used to be a road digger, but I got retrenched.
 

Q. Why did the
exterminator
quit his job?

A. Because
it was a real
rat race.

Q. Why did the cowboy decide to quit his job at the rodeo?
A. It was a spur of the moment decision.

Q. Why did the jockey quit his job?
A. He needed a change of pace.

Q. Why did the magician's assistant quit the gig?
A. She was allergic to rabbits and she saw no future in it.

Q. Why did the ventriloquist quit his job?
A. Dunno. Nobody's heard...

Q. Why did the old ballerina quit the ballet troop?
A. She no longer saw the pointe of it.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job operating a carousel at the amusement park?
A. He was just going round in circles.

Q. Why did the electrician quit his new job?
A. He was shocked when he saw his first paycheck.

Q. Why did the air conditioning repairman quit his job?
A. The company wasn't cool enough for him.

Q. Why did the apartment building super quit?
A. The pay was flat.

Q. Why did the replacement window installer decide to quit?
A. 'Cause the job was a real pane.

Q. Why did the carpenter quit his job after ten years?
A. 'Cause he was board.

Q. Why did the plumber quit his job with Roto-Rooter?
A. Because the work was just too draining.

Q. Why did the exterminator decide to quit his job?
A. The pay was really lousy.

Q. Why did the grave digger want to quit his job?
A. 'Cause he was always buried in his work.

Q. Why did the undertaker quit working at the funeral parlor?
A. It was a dead end job.

Q. Why was the witch fired from her job making potions?
A. Because she too easily flew off the handle.

Q. Why did the grave digger quit his job?
A. He just got tired of the hold thing.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job emptying septic tanks?
A. It was a waste of his time.

Q. Why did the finicy vegan chef quit? A. they cut his celery!
 

Q. Why did the
accountant
quit his job?

A. Because his
paycheck just
didn't add up.

 
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience.

Q. Why did the farmer decide he needed a career change?
A. 'Cause the work was sow, sow.

Q. Why did the greenhouse worker quit her job?
A. 'Cause it just wasn't growing anywhere.

Q. Why did the pecan grower decide to change carrers?
A. The work drove him totally nuts.

Q. Why did the orchard owner decide to change careers?
A. The job was a fruitless endeavor.

Q. Why did the peach grower decide to quit and find a new career?
A. The orchard job was the pits.

Q. Why did the maid quit her job?
A. The clients wanted her to work dirt cheap.

Q. Why did the accountant quit his job?
A. He was tired of the constant balancing act.

Q. Why was the calendar designer looking for a new job?
A. Since he took a month off, he knew his days were numbered.

Q. Why did the vaccum cleaner door-to-door salesman quit his job?
A. The customers used dirty language.

Q. Why did the janitor quit his job?
A. He didn't quit. He kicked the bucket.

Q. Why did the window washer quit his job on the skyscraper?
A. He just didn't see any future in that high risk occupation.

Q. Why did the dry cleaner quit his job?
A. The work was quite de-pressing and there were too many details to iron out on a daily basis.

Q. Why did the old dentist decide it was time to retire?
A. He was tired of the daily drill.

Q. Why did the virolgist resign from his position at the lab?
A. He grew sick and tired of the job.

Q. Why did the optician quit his lens making job?
A. He got tired of the daily grind.

Q. Why did the nurse quit her job at the nursing home?
A. Because it was the same old, same old thing every day.

Q. Why did the chiropractor decide to retire?
A. His patients were a real pain in the neck.

Q. Why did the doctor decide to retire and close his practice?
A. He no longer had enough patients for the job.

Q. Why did
the battery salesman quit
his job?

A. He didn't
get a charge
out of it.

 
Cheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business.
 

Q. Why did
the travel
guide quit
her job?

A. 'Cause she
lost interest.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job in the battery factory?
A. It was not a powerful enough position for him.

Q. Why did the tow truck driver quit working for AAA?
A. Because the job was a total drag.

Q. Why did the car insurance claims adjuster quit his job at Geiko?
A. The work turned him into a total wreck.

Q. Why did the traffic engineer quit his job with the city?
A. Too many run arounds.

Q. Why did the seasonal road pothole repair worker quit his job?
A. Regular paychecks were really patchy.

Q. Why did the guy at the shoe recycling plant quit his job?
A. 'Cause it was sole depressing.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job patching potholes?
A. He was in a real rut.

Q. Why did the gold mner decide to quit his job?
A. He felt he was given the shaft.

Q. Why did the guy quit his position at the oil explration company?
A. The job was a real bore.

Q. Why did the subway construction worker quit his job?
A. Because he developed tunnel vision.

Q. Why did the train conductor quit?
A. Un-fare treatment by the rail company.

Q. Why did the mechanic quit working for Midas Mufflers?
A. 'Cause the job was so exhausting.

Q. Why did the air traffic controller resign from his position?
A. It was touch and go, plus there were too many ups and downs.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the vacuum cleaner factory?
A. The paychecks really sucked.

Q. Why did the race car driver decide to retire?
A. He just ran out of gas.

Q. Why did the taxi driver quit his job?
A. He felt the pay was un-fare.

Q. Why did the race car driver quit his job?
A. The work was just too slow paced.

Q. Why did the semi truck driver decide to quit?
A. He wasn't in it for the long haul.

Q. Why did the bicycle maker quit his job making tricyces?
A. 'Cause he was two tired.

Q. Why did the motor home salesman quit his job?
A. There was nowhere to go at that company.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the helium company?
A. He didn't like his boss's tone of voice.

Q. Why did the UFO chaser quit his job?
A. He was getting too caught up in his work.

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