Q.
Why did the fed-up guy finally quit his job and just retire?
A. Because that was his dream job!
Q.
Why did the truck driver quit his job with UPS?
A. Because he just couldn't express himself.
Q.Why
did the professional tennis player quit his career?
A. He was far too high strung and it wasn't his racket.
Q.
Why did the cranberry farmer quit his job?
A. Because the work kept him so bogged down.
Q.
Why did the poultry farmer decide to quit the business?
A. 'Cause that was truly a fowl job.
Q.
Why was the hog farmer considering changing careers?
A. 'Cause the job was a real boar.
Q.
Why did Old Tom, the turkey farmer, decide to retire?
A. The job just gobbled up too much of his time. |
Q.
Why did the tailor quit his job at Men's Warehouse?
A. Because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating, flatly de-pressing
and just didn't suit him.
Q.
Why did the cobbler quit his job?
A. It was a sole-less business.
Q.
What was the reason the pantyhose salesman quit the job?
A. Too many snags.
Q.
Why did the worker quit his job at the rug factory?
A. He heard layoffs were looming.
Q.
Why did the quilt maker quit her job?
A. Because the work was so patchy.
Q.
Why did the girl quit her job working behind the perfume
counter?
A. It just made cents.
Q.
Why did the old dominatrix retire from her career?
A. Because she was thoroughly whipped.
Q.
Why did the fur trapper quit his job?
A. He hit a snare and PETA was on his tail. |
Q.
Why did the toilet paper salesman reire from the job?
A. He was completely wiped out.
Q.
Why did the Scotch Tape sales rep quit his job?
A. Customer relations were very sticky.
Q.
Why did the generic duct tape salesman quit his job?
A. He just couldn't stick with it.
Q.
Why did the salesman at the expensive antique clock shop,
with the snooty customers, quit his job?
A. He just didn't have time for that.
Q.
Why did the vodka salesman quit his job?
A. Becuase the pay was the Absolut worst.
Q.
Why did the power tools salesman quit his job?
A. He saw no future in it.
Q.
Why did the kitchen colander salesman quit his job?
A. It was just too much of a strain.
Q.
Why did the telemarketer quit his job?
A. 'Cause talk is cheap. |