Q.
Why did the guy lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate, so they canned him.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job at the aluminum can recycling
plant?
A. The work was soda-pressing.
Q.
Which anti-anxiety drug is manufactured in Southern California?
A. San Fernando Valium.
Q.
After the shoe factory burned down what did the firemen
call the one shoe they were able to save?
A. The sole survivor.
Q.
Why did the guy get the boot from the shoe factory?
A. The boss claimed he just didn't fit in and that he was
a loafer.
Q.
Why did the guy get fired from the Farmer's Almanac factory?
A. For taking a day off.
Q.
Who were the world's first civil engineers?
A. Homo Erectus. |
Q.
Why don't factory assembly line bots ever get lonely?
A. Because they're always making new friends.
Q.
Who was warehouse robot's secret lover?
A. Ann Droyd.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job in the battery factory?
A. It was not a powerful enough position.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job at the vacuum cleaner factory?
A. The paychecks really sucked.
Q.
What did chemists call the explosion at the potassium factory?
A. K boomer.
Q.
What did the worker at the clothes-pin factory say after
he was fired from his job?
A. Oh, Snap!
Q.
Why did the guy at the shoe recycling plant quit his job?
A. 'Cause it was sole depressing.
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Q.
How do you describe the new solar-powered car company with
their factory in a cave?
A. A wheely bat idea.
Q.
Why did the bicycle maker quit his factoru job making tricyces?
A. 'Cause he was two tired.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job at the helium tank factory?
A. He didn't like his boss's tone of voice.
Q.
How are they doing at the new fireworks factory?
A. Business is booming.
Q.
How did the grow light know it was destined to become a
renowned cannabis producer in Colorado?
A. It was manufactured on 4/20!
Q.
Which exercise do elves at Santa's candy factory do to stay
fit?
A. Peppermint twists.
Q.
How is business going at the new yoyo factory?
A. It's seen some ups and downs. |