What is a Golden Retriever's fashion sense called?
A. Doggie style.
Fashion Point to Ponder: Are camouflage print clothes still
in style? 'Cause you just don't see them any more.
High Fashion Fact of the Day: Today's hipsters aren't what
they used to be.
Couture Point to Ponder: Have current fashion trends given
women the cold shoulder>
Do old jewelry designers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their shine.
Why did the blonde sock designer have his eyes replaced
with yarn balls?
A. Because he wanted fiber optics.
Where do ghosts shop for designer sheets?
A. At a fashion boo-tique.
Which fashion line is for Golden, Colorado beer lovers who
A. Michael Coors Light.
Why did the tailor wear two jackets while painting the house?
A. The instructions on the can said to put on two coats.
Why was the perfectionist tailor always so right on the
A. He had nothing too loose.
What does a tailor do when a guy says his pants are too
A. He cuts him some slacks.
What does a lazy tailor say?
A. Suit yourself.
Why didn't the guy recommend his tailor?
A. Because he didn't suit him well.
Who should you hire if you need some clothing altered?
A. Anita Tailor.
What do you call a bunch of fashion dolls standing in a
A. A Barbie queue.
Funny Fashion Laugh of the Day: When the tailor quickly
hemmed the suit pants, he made it seam so easy.
How did all the new designer dress orders have the busy
A. All hemmed in.
Designer Tip: There's a fine line between Indie and looking
What happened when the lawyer became a tailor?
A. He started sewing everybody!
How did the high fashion designer land her prestigious and
A. After some hemming and hawing by the HR department, he
sewed up the details.
How did the guy feel about the tailored fitting of his designer
A. It perfectly suited his needs.
Who were the London design hipsters of the 1960s?
Why did the fashion designer decide to stop making belts
out of watches?
A. 'Cause it was a waist of time.