| Q.
How do you describe angry underwear?
A. Crotchety!
Q.
How is tight underwear like a smile?
A. It makes your cheeks go up!
Q.
How do you know you bought the wrong size underwear?
A. When you put them on, you could hear the Fruit of
the Loom guys laughing at you.
Q.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
A. So they get a better grip on their broomstick.
Q.
What does a fashion designer call coloring agents like henna
or indigo?
A. Standard dyes.
Q.
If you have $10 in your pocket and you lose $5, what do
you have in your pocket?
A. A hole. |
Q.
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Q.
Why did the man enjoy his matted wool hat?
A. 'Cause it felt great.
Fashion
Point to Ponder: If brides wear white because they're pure,
why do grooms wear black?
Q.
Why did the leopard wear striped pants?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted.
Q.
Why did the corporate stuffed shirt pass out while he was
shopping for casual Friday attire?
A. We don't have the faintest idea…
Q.
If you glue dollar bills to your sneakers, what would you
call them?
A. Cashews.
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Q.
Why did the jalapeno wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a little chilly.
Q.
Why did the tomato blush?
A. It saw the salad dressing.
Q.
Why did the blonde tailor have his eyes replaced with yarn
balls?
A. Because he wanted fiber optics.
Q.
What happened when the guy decided to try on the pants he
wore on his wedding day on his 5th wedding anniversary?
A. It was a waist of time.
Q.
What do you call neckwear that begins with the letter A,
B, C, or D?
A. Alphabet ties.
Q.
Which kind of sweet does a banker keep in his suit pocket?
A. InvestMints. |
