Which grocery store section is exclusively for young people?
A. The juvenile.
Why should you feel sorry for shopping carts?
A. 'Cause they're always being pushed around.
What did the grocery store do with an old inventory of Coke,
PepsiSprite and Dr. Pepper?
A. Liquidate it.
What happens when two grocery store deli counter workers
fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
What do you call it when a grocery store only sells soda
pop in bottles?
A. Totally un-canny.
Which kind of store has 24-hour police protection?
A. Donut shops.
Why did the guy go to the store to buy a signal light?
A. He wanted to bring home the beacon.
Point to Ponder: When you come across sweet corn on sale
at the grocery store for $1 each, is that a bucaneer
With fewer and fewer shoppers, how was business at the indoor
Where were the Terminator theme toys shelved at
A. Aisle B, back.
What sort of article did West Word publish about the newest
pot shop in Denver?
A. A Puff Piece.
Why did the Incredible Green Hulk cross the road to get
A. To get to the recreational marijuana store on the other
you hear about the spaced aliens who were planning to rob
a Colorado pot shop? First, they had to case the joint.
Why is the new rare cannabis strain so pricey at the Boulder
A. 'Cause it's in high demand!
How do stoners always know which way to go to get to the
nearest pot shop?
A. There're lots of Indica-tors along the way.
to a recent poll, 91% of Coloradans are satisfied with their
lives. Apparently, the other 9% can't remember where the
nearest pot shop is?
What is the name of the greenest pot shop in the Denver
A. The Releaf Center.
Cannabis Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a network sitcom
or even a cable reality show about a Denver pot shop?
Where did the Supersaurus go shopping?
A. The dino-store.
Why couldn't the toy store have the guy who tore all the
arms off the teddy bears arrested?
A. 'Cause the cops said he had the right to bear arms.
Why did the gardener leave Home Depot without buying a new
A. Because he simply didn't have enough cabbage.
Why did the blonde buy a tiny hot habanero pepper plant?
A. She wanted to spice up her backyard garden decor.
Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A. You can get thinner there!
and more housewares stores are selling larger butter knives
these days. They're really becoming widespread.
What happens if you argue with the salesman at the kitchen
A. He offers a lot of counter arguments.
Point to Ponder: Can a one-armed man buy clothing a second
Why was the garden gnome fired from his cashier job at Gnome
A. 'Cause he was always a little short.
Why is Wonder Woman's eye makeup always so alluring?
A. Because she's from Themyscira and Maybelline
has an outlet store there.
at the Dollar Store:
Free Yoyos. No Strings Attached.
at the Toy Store:
Please don't feed the animals.
They're akready stuffed!