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Fashion Jokes, Women's Clothing Humor, Bra Puns
(Because Designer Fashion Jokes and Women's Wardrobe Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're All Dressed Up!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Seamstress jokes, haute couter humor, and high fashion model puns ahead.
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Q. How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A. If she farts, her ankles swell up!Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!Q. What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress? A. Get a foot in the Dior!

Q. What do you call designer fashions that are so ridiculous that people openly chuckle at them?
A. Apparel of laughs.

Q. How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up?
A. It ironed itself out.

Q. What do you call it if you get mad when you put clothes in your closet?
A. Hanger Management.

Q. Why is it so hard to tell a lot of fresh sewing jokes and fashion puns?
A. You keep running out of material.

Q. What does a fashion designer call coloring agents like henna or indigo?
A. Standard dyes.

Q. What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.

Q. Why did the blonde take her bra off while watching a show at the comedy club?
A. Because she liked to laugh her straps off!

Q. What did the boob say to the bikini?
A. You're my breast friend!

Q. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?
A. Because she was too big for B shells.

Q. How do you catch a bra?
A. Set up a boobie trap!

Cup-Size Point to Ponder: Starbucks or Victoria's Secret? Which charges more per cup?

Q. Why did the blonde like the clothing boutique right below her apartment?
A. 'Cause it was clothes to home. Duh!

Q. How did all the new dress orders have the busy seamstress feeling?
A. All hemmed in.

Fashion Point to Ponder: Why are people in the fashion industry so clothes minded?

Q. Which kind of dress can't be worn?
A. An address.

Old fashion designers might die, but they do go out in style!

Q. Who wrote the definitive book about ballerina fashion?
A. Leo Tard. But his little dog, Tutu, helped.

Q. Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store? A. Because she loved elevating footware!Q. What do you call a pig that likes to take off her clothes? A. Bacon Strips!Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Shoe Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe her dreams!

Q. What do you call a going out of business sale at an apparel boutique?
A. A clothes-out sale!

Q. What is it called when a clothing designer talks to reporters about her new fall line?
A. Fashion statements.

Q. What happened when the fashion model refused to try on anything?
A. She wore out her welcome.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Ouch!

Q. Why do waitresses at Hooters wear push-up bras?
A. Because they work in a breastaurant!

Fashion Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, that dress would look great draped over my bed.

Q. Who made clothing for prehistoric animals?
A. The dino-sewer.

Fashion Point to Ponder: Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?

Fun Fashion Factoid: If your cup is only half full, you're wearing the wrong bra size.

Q. Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
A. To separate the dairy from the hairy.

Q. What do you call well-dressed lady law enforcement officers?
A. The Fashion Police.

Q. Why do fashion models always smile during thunder storms?
A. Because they think they're having their pictures taken.

Q. What do you call a fashionable women's business jacket that's on fire?
A. A blazer.

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!Penguin Meme: I used to be a nun, but I was expelled due to dirty habits.Q. What's the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers and a farmer gathers what he sows!

Fashion Point to Ponder: Are yoga pants the push-up bra for your butt?

Q. Why did Captain Kirk discontinue his line of women's undies?
A. 'Cause in hindsight, the name Shatner Panties wasn't the best way to go.

Q. How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up?
A. It ironed itself out.

Q. Who wrote the snooty fashion article about the nicest clothes?
A. Phan C. Pantz.

Q. Why did the woman exclusively dress in black?
A. Because her fashion sense was second to nun.

Q. How do you describe a tailor that won't make clothing for nuns?
A. Non habit forming.

Q. Why don't witches wear underwear?
A. So they get a better grip on their broomstick.

Fashion Point to Ponder: If brides wear white because they're pure, why do grooms wear black?

Q. What did the dress maker say when pressured about when the gown would be ready?
A. She hemmed and hawed.

Q. How does a seamstress describe her job?
A. It's just sew, sew.

Q. What do you call a fashion designer who composes songs about sewing machines?
A. A Singer songwriter!

Q. How was the fashion designer's girlfriend like an incompetent tailor?
A. She didn't suit him.

Happy Purse Day!Q. What's the name of th Star Wars film where perfume bottles invade and wreak havoc? A. Attack of the Colognes!

Q. Why did the blonde go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because they predicted change in the weather.

Q. Why did the blonde bring lipstick and eye shadow to class?
A. Because she had a make-up exam.

Q. What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A. Ma-scare-a.

Q. What does a jeweler call it when he can't decide what to do with a very hard gem?
A. A corundum conundrum. (sapphires and rubies are corundum stones)

Q. What was the pencil's job at the fashion show?
A. A role model.

Q. Did Betsy Ross really create the first American flag?
A. Sew the story goes…

Q. Why did the blonde show up for the press conference in just her underwear?
A. She heard they were doing a debriefing.

Q. Why did the blonde love wearing her new bra to the movies?
A. It was great for catching the stray popcorn.

Q. What do you call it when somebody trips over a bra?
A. A booby trap!

Q. What kind of underwear do lady math teachers wear?
A. Alge-bras.

Q. What did the lady magician wear under her clothes?
A. An abra-cadab-bra.

Q. If a bra is called an over the shoulder boulder holder, what do you call men's underwear?
A. Under the butt nut hut!

Q. What did the perfume company call their new women's perfume fragrance that captures the very aroma of paradise?
A. Heaven Scent.

Stinking Funny Point to Ponder: When taking a test to become a perfume shop's cologne sniffer, does smelling count?

Q. What was the new girl's job title at the lady's fragrance counter?
A. Front and Scenter.

Q. What did the new girl at the women's fragrance counter say about her new gig?
A. This job really stinks!

Q. What do you say to a woman who just won't stop bragging about her long lashes?
A. Put eyelid on it.

Q. Why was the fashion model so busy and successful?
A. Because she was willing to work any time and any wear!

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