What do you call designer fashions that are so ridiculous
that people openly chuckle at them?
A. Apparel of laughs.
How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up?
A. It ironed itself out.
What do you call it if you get mad when you put clothes
in your closet?
A. Hanger Management.
Why is it so hard to tell a lot of fresh sewing jokes and
A. You keep running out of material.
What does a fashion designer call coloring agents like henna
A. Standard dyes.
What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.
Why did the blonde take her bra off while watching a show
at the comedy club?
A. Because she liked to laugh her straps off!
What did the boob say to the bikini?
A. You're my breast friend!
Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?
A. Because she was too big for B shells.
How do you catch a bra?
A. Set up a boobie trap!
Point to Ponder: Starbucks or Victoria's Secret? Which charges
more per cup?
Why did the blonde like the clothing boutique right below
A. 'Cause it was clothes to home. Duh!
How did all the new dress orders have the busy seamstress
A. All hemmed in.
Point to Ponder: Why are people in the fashion industry
so clothes minded?
Which kind of dress can't be worn?
A. An address.
fashion designers might die, but they do go out in style!
Who wrote the definitive book about ballerina fashion?
A. Leo Tard. But his little dog, Tutu, helped.