you hear about the blonde hipster who wore a jacket in Grand
Junction, Colorado during summer, before it was cool? EMTs
took her to the ER due to heat exhaustion.
What kind of jacket should you wear while hiking in Colorado
and can't find an outhouse?
A. A pee coat.
investment banker used all of a guy's money to buy a leather
jacket and a motorcycle. When the guy asked for it back,
the banker told him to sit on it. Sounds like he's
running a Fonzi scheme!
What did the dinosaur name her new shirt-making company?
A. Try Sara's Tops.
Which animated deer wore an explosive vest?
What is the proper attire for a recreational golfer?
A. A Tee-shirt.
Who issues shirts, vests, and jackets to police officers?
A. The top cop.
What is it called when a guy's wife takes off her shirt
and bra in the middle of an argument?
A. A booby trap.
Which well-dressed dinosaur wore a sleeveless jacket?
A. Tyrannosaurus Vest.
What is the dress code at the downtown brothel?
A. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Cervix.
Why didn't the redneck wear long-sleeved shirts?
A. He was demonstrating his right to bare arms.
Which special cloak is worn only while eating a morning
A. A breakfast wrap.
What do you call the guy at the casual shirt factory who
counts the inventory?
A. A tee-totaler. Incidentally, he did have to pass a pee
test to get his job.
Factoid: Ugly Christmas sweaters aren't even supposed to
be a joke!
Why did the blonde guy wear a sweater knitted out of Golden
A. 'Cause he thought he looked quite fetching.
Which kind of shirt does a piece of poop wear?
A. A turd-el-neck.
Pick-Up Line: Oh gosh Girl,
let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater.
Why are there only snowmen in Colorado, and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the
winter cold without a coat.
Quote of the Day: My new T-shirt is really baggy. And, I'm
nost using that term loosely.
What did the hoodie say to the pair of pants?
A. Wassup britches.