| Q.
What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!
Q.
What is The Hulk's pet name for Wonder Woman?
A. She Smash.
Q.
What is a superhero's drug of choice?
A. Heroine.
Super
Power Point to Ponder: If the Wonder Woman movie made $100,000,000
the first week, why did Wonder Man get paid $150,000,000
for doing the same job? |
Q.
When Batman and Catwoman race, why does Batman always come
in first?
A. Because bat is before cat in the dictionary.
Q.
Which Gotham City comic book character is purr-dy much curious?
A. Catwoman.
Catwoman
Pick-Up Line: Batman,
I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous.
Hot or NOT?
Q.
How does Catwoman feel about Batman?
A. She thinks he's just purr-fect.
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Q.
What did Batman get from Batgirl on Valentine's Day?
A. Mixed Signals.
Q.
What did Batman give Catwoman on Valentine's Day?
A. Eek! A Mouse!
Q.
Why did Batman romance a witch?
A. Because she knew how to handle a cat woman.
Q.
Why did Catwoman decide not to pursue a date with Mr. Freeze?
A. He gave her the cold shoulder. |
