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Is your name Google? You're everything I'm searching for!Hulk Asks: What do you call a clip of a macho guy that spreads online? A. A virile video!Got 404 message and some un gnome error?

Troll pick-up lines aimed at SEO? That doesn't work because Gnoogle already gnew that!

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Q. What happened when the two webmasters met?
A. It was love at first site!

User: Siri, where's the best place to hide a body?
Siri: On the second page of a Google search.

Q. How is Internet humor so selfish?
A. It's all about meme, meme, meme!

Webby Point to Ponder: If you get an email from Google Earth saying, "We read maps backward," is that just spam?

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Q. How did the farmer with a bad Internet connection do to solve the issue?
A. He moved the modem to the barn so he'd have stable WiFi.

When I die, I want my headstone to be a WiFi hotspot. That way, people will visit more often.

Q. What is the most popular computer search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. Why did the spider dude take a laptop computer to the beach?
A. So he could surf the web.

Q. Why doesn't the weather work right when the Internet is down?
A. 'Cause both are cloud-based.

Q. What did the computer science teacher tell the class to do on April 1?
A. Please turn to page 404.

Tech Tidbit of the Day: Google isn't as smart as we think. When asked what IDK means, the result was: "I don't know."

Q. What do computers like to do at the beach?
A. Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the Net while catching some .WAVs!

My email password has been hacked again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. Dog7.2 isn't amused, either.

Q. What does Spider-Man do for a living? A. He's a Web Designer!Q. Why did the Doctor surf the Net? A. He was looking for the Cyberman!A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!

Q. What do you get if you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A. A screensaver!

Q. What is the name of the first ever web master?
A. Spider.

Hi Tech Pick-Up Line: Is your name WiFi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man online?
A. Don't bug me.

Q. What is the biggest lie ever told in cyberspace?
A. I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions...

Q. What is the name of the new online dating portal for joke site web masters?
A. Funny Meeting You Here.

Web Factoid: To err is human. To blab it all over the Internet is even more so.

Q. What did the turkey say to the computer?
A. Google Google Google!

Q. Which popular online reference site is devoted to the world’s various evils?
A. Wicked-pedia.

Q. Why is Facebook a great place for loners?
A. Because it's the only website where they can talk to a wall and not be considered losers!

Q. How are Internet videos like boobs?
A. Nobody really cares if they're fake.

Q. What does Google call their female interns?
A. Intern-ettes.

Q. What happened to the blogger that stole a computer?
A. He was RSS-ted!

Q. Which kind of beer chronicles everything about itself online?
A. A Logger Beer.

Q. What did the spider do on its computer?
A. Built a website!

Q. What did the black widow spider do online?
A. She built a dating website.

Q. Why should spiders prosper on the Internet?
A. 'Cause they're so great at web design.

Q. What did the computer wear glasses?
A. To improve its website!

Q. What do you call a life partner you found on the Internet?
A. Wife i.

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't login to a website using his new password: beefstew? The site error said: Password isn't stroganoff.

Q. What do you call the time remaining in an online auction?
A. Ebay window.

When your Internet provider goes bankrupt, that's a net loss.Mischeivous lambs post wooly funny videos on Ewe Tube.Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!

Q. What happened after the SEO couple had twins?
A. For the first time, they were happy with duplicate content!

If cyber messages are really short in length, what might they be?
Four-worded e-mails.

Q. How do trees in Colorado get on the Internet?
A. They log onto the Wood Wide Web.

Q. How do you find a black widow online?
A. Check out her web site.

Q. Which laptop computer feature do spiders like best?
A. The webcam!

Q. What should you give the teller at a virtual bank?
A. A reality check.

Q. Where do gun owners buy ammunition online?
A. Ammo-zone.moc.

Q. What do you call a potato that posts videos online?
A. A U-Tuber.

Q. What do you call an Internet page devoted to anime?
A. A weeb site.

Q. What do you get if you cross Google with a vampire?
A. A know-it-all that's a real pain in the neck!

Q. What do you call an online marketing pro who makes business connections using social media?
A. A networker.

Q. What do customers call the fastest drug dealer in town?
A. Instagram.

Sad, But True Web Factoid: You really want the answer if you click to page 2 at Google...

Q. What do you call a rustic wood house where people go to write online diaries?
A. A blog cabin.

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.

Q. What's the name of the perverted new website that's for deviants, freaks, and wierdos?
A. SickOpedia.moc.

Q. Why was the alien logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

Web Factoid: Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Q. What is the name of the new website where people can pledge funds to become members of in-groups?
A. CliqueStarter.

Online Loser Groan of the Day: Twitter is my serious account. My bank account is the joke one.

Q. Where does a black widow go when she's looking for a new mate?
A. The Web.

Q. Which website divulges secrets of the Galactic Empire? A. Wookieeleaks!Which search engine do most mice prefer? Ask CheeseQ. Which website know everything about the Galactic Empire? A. Wookiepedia!

Q. Which day of the week are the most creepers active at social media websites?
A. LurksDay.

Q. What is the fastest network in the Alpha Quandrant?
A. The Romu-LAN.

Q. How is the Internet like being a parent?
A. Your mistakes are visible forever.

Q. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A. A URLologist.

Q. Why doesn't NASCAR have an Internet Explorer car?
A. 'Cause it would keep crashing.

Q. How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope!

Q. How is common sense like dial-up Internet service?
A. Neither is used in today's world!

Q. What do Web meme artists become at Christmas time?
A. GIF givers.

Q. Which streaming service features videos that explain how to troubleshoot web problems?
A. Netfix.

Q. How does corn log-on to the Internet?
A. It uses the cob web.

Q. Which website is the favorite for moai on Easter Island?
A. Facebook!

Q. How else is the Internet like a racecar crash?
A. There are spoilers everywhere.

Q. What do you call the slow Internet service on an ocean cruise?
A. Laten-sea.

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. Because they always surf the net.

Q. How did a spider destroy the Web?
A. It gave it a bug!

Did you hear about the new computer virus that only preys on childrens' computers? Yes, it a true pdf-file.

Q. How did the old hacker die?
A. He caught a virus while on a phishing trip. Nobody went to his funeral.

Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire and aggressive Internet advertising?
A. A blood thirsty hacker.

Q. What do a bakery and a web browser have in common?
A. Both have both have cookies.

Q. Where is the best place to find info about African animal?
A. Safari.

Q. Which web site is Tom Turkey's favorite?
A. Google, Google, Google!

Q. How does a plumber get logged into his laptop while out on a job?
A. He just taps in his password.

Q. What did the locksmith ask the SEO specialist to do?
A. Be sure that his website contains plenty of keywords.

An SEO expert walks, moseys, rambles, strides, steps, rides, runs, trots, into a bar...

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, saloon, barroom, tavern, sports bar, drinking establishment...

An SEO expert walks into a bar for a quick drink, sip, ale, pint, cocktail, brew, refreshment, beverage, shot, gulp...

An SEO expert walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a quick shot of whiskey, bourbon, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Seagrams 7, Jameson... Yeah, he walked out drunk, blitzed, blasted, tipsy, intoxicated, inebriated, zoned, sloshed...

Q. How did the old hacker die?
A. In a phishing accident.

Q. Why was the contributor blocked from the online fashion forum?
A. 'Cause nobody liked his threads.

Q. Why are dyslexic people in China no longer allowed to use the Internet?
A. 'Cause they get a virus every time they open a bat.

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