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Q. Which Mars rover do
telepaths still
communicate
with?

A. Spirit.

Q. Why does a Mars rock taste better than an Earth rock? A. It's a little meteor!

Q. Which
music genre
did the Mars
Sojourner
rover dig?

A. Heavy metal.

 


Mars Exploration Rover Jokes, Robotic Mission Puns
Rover on over for Curiousity puns, Opportunity humor, Spirit laughs and robots on Mars jokes.

Martian Robot Jokes, Mars Rover Puns, NASA LOLs
(Because Mars Rover Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream – Even If You're Not An Aerospace Engineer Robot!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Sojourner jokes, Pathfinder humor, and MER-valous Mars mission puns ahead.
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Did you hear about the new telescope company? Business is looking up!
 

Q. Why
haven't the
Martians contacted us?

A. 'Cause they missed the Opportunity.

 
Where do Martian drink beer? At a Mars Bar!

Q. What is the name of the new canine-inspired exploration bot on the Red Planet?
A. Mars Rover.

Did you hear that scientists have discovered a planet that's entirely populated by robots? Yeah, it's called Mars!

Q. WhY does NASA think there's life on Mars?
A. 'Cause the face on Mars sent the Curiousity rover a selfie.

Q. What is it called when your Mars Rover gets stuck in a gully?
A. A fourth world problem.

Earth Robot: Why has Venus been so distant lately?
Mars Robot: She's been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas.

Q. Why are Mars Exploration Rover jokes getting smarter and smarter?
A. Because robots are making them up now.

Q. What did the Martian say to the hot new Rover robot in the neighbood?
A. Back that NASA up!

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Hey babe, were you built for Mars exploration? 'Cause your chassis is totally out of this world!

Q. What is the name of the new Mars rover robot designed with five arms, five legs, and a big rear end?
A. Tenacity.

Q. Why are
there no
cats on Mars?

A. Because
Curiousity
killed 'em all.

 
Q How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know!
 

Q. Why was
the robot on
Mars logged
in online?

A. To update
its Spacebook
status.

Q. Why did the MER-2 rover robot get stuck in a sand trap on Mars in 2009?
A. After five years or exploration, it just wasn't in the full Spirit for playing golf on the Red Planet.

Q. Why did the 2004 Spirit rover, with a life expectancy of only 90 sols, continue to function until 2010?
A. The best explanation is that the Energizer Bunny cleaned off Spirit's solar panels. NASA will neither confirm nor deny.

Q. Which aerospace company specializes in landing bots on the Red Planet?
A. Lockheed Martian.

Robotics PC Point to Ponder: If humans make jokes about robots and rovers on Mars, is that considered spacist?

Q. Why did the MER-1 robotic rover, Oppy, continue to explore Mars from 2004 until 2018?
A. Apparently the Martian blueberries were good for its diet.

Q. Why is another Mars rover launch being planned by NASA?
A. Because exploration of the Red Plantet takes true Perseverance.

Q. How are Martian robots and girls alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither has tried to contact him.

Q. What is it called when a Martian sex bot masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Q. How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Don't ask me now, Mercury is in retrograde!
 

Q. Why did
a Mars Rover suddenly
stop what it
was doing?

A. It just
spaced out.

 
What do you get if you cross an alien and a kangaroo? A. A Mars-Upial!

Q. Which Sesame Street character was launched into space to explore the Red Planet?
A. Mars Grover.

Q. Why don't we hear more about the accomplisments of the Mars Pathfinder rover, Sojourner, in the 2020s?
A. Because atmospheric folk singer heavy metal bands became passe in 1997.

Q. Which Mars exploration mission had a split personality?
A. Pathfinder. The lander was renamed the Carl Sagan Memorial Station, and the robotic rover was called Sojourner.

Q. Why did the Mars robot exploring the ice cap need a summer vacation?
A. It needed to recharge its batteries.

Q. What does a Martian use to keep his roids warm when vacationing on a comet?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. Why was the Mars rover, Spirit, always so tired when it finally got home for the night?
A. Because it has a hard drive.

Q. What Did NASA say when the long-lived Opportunity rover died?
A. Rust In Peace.

Q. What's the name of the new canine-inspired robot that NASA launched in response to all of the curious non-cat-owner protesters?
A. Dogmatic.

Fourth Planet Point to Ponder: When both the Spirit and Opportunity robots were still operational on Mars, did they play Red Rover Red Rover?

Red Planet Exploration Point to Ponder: If liquid water is discovered on Mars, will NASA need to replace the terrestrial rovers with row bots?

Q. What's the name of
China's secret Mars robot mission?

A. Red Rover.

 
One-Star Martian Restaurant Review: Rocketing menu prices and little atmosphere!
 

Q. Why was
the Martian
crying?

A. Because Curiosity
killed its cat.
MeOUCH!

Q. Which new class of rovers did NASA engineer to work on Mars' polar ice caps?
A. Snobots.

Q. Why did the astronaut give up his dream of going to Mars?
A. Because there's no longer any Opportunity there.

Q. How does NASA believe there's life on Mars?
A. The 2003 iPod was stolen from the Spirit rover while it was parked in a dimly lit area.

Q. What did the robot order at the Tex-Mex restaurant on Mars?
A. Silicon Carne.

Mars Robot Point to Ponder: Was it a mere coincidence, serendipity, or intentional that the acronymn MER (Mars Exploration Rover) was used on the missions sending Spirit and Opportunity to the Red Planet to search for evidence of past life and water?

Q. Why did the Observer mission fail to achieve Mars orbit in 1993?
A. It suffered from robo-tics. OUCH!

Q. Which Star Wars robot surveyed the Red Planet a long time ago?
A. MaRs2-D2.

Q. How did the Spirit rover's dusty solar panels mysteriously get cleaned off?
A1. JPL calls it cleaning events with no further explanation.
A2. Giorgio Tsoukalos claims it was Aliens.
A3. Conspiracy theorists contend astronauts on the secret manned base on Mars used Windex.

Q. What happened after NASA announced samples analyzed by the robot rover confirmed there was water on Mars?
A. The jokes started flowing.

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