Q.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A. 'Cause he had no body to go with.
Q.
What is a Liberal Arts major's favorite board game?
A. Trivial Pursuit.
Q.
What flies around the Kindergarten classroom on Halloween?
A. The alpha-bat.
Q.
Why did the zombie miss school today?
A. Because he felt so rotten.
Q.
What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.
Q.
How did the student feel about learning synonyms for the
word large?
A. She loved it immensely. |
Q.
What did the gorilla learn at school?
A. The Ape B Cs.
Q.
What did the snake study in school?
A. Hiss-tory.
Q.
Why did the elementary school student take a ruler to bed?
A. He wanted to see how long he slept!
Q.
What kind of school do you go to if you are King Arthur?
A. Knight School.
Q.
How did the students learn cursive writing?
A. They followed the teachers instructions, to the letter.
Q.
Why did the Avon lady's kid bring perfume to school?
A. For show and smell. |
Mom:
So, what did you learn in school today?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back again tomorrow.
Q.
How did the school's beloved janitor die?
A. He kicked the bucket.
Q.
Who is your best friend at school?
A. Your princi-pal.
Q.
Why was the snake sent to the school principal's office?
A. For hiss-pering.
Q.
How do you interogate kettle corn?
A. With a pop quiz.
Q.
What did the student say when the teacher asked if she knew
what two plus two was?
A. She said she knew, four a fact. |