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Q. What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A. Jog-raphy!
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien? Somethig from another university!
Q. Where do planets and stars go to study? A. The University!
Q. What did the student say when a surprise written exam was announced? A. Is there a proctor in the house?
Q. What do you call a pirate that skips history class? A. Captain Hooly!
Did you know the digit that 4+4 equals didn't exist until it was cre-eight-ed!
Q. Which is the most important subject in witch school? A. Spelling!
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Class clown puns, high school homework humor, and elementary school jokes add up to laughs.

School Humor, Pupil Puns, Classroom Riddles
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Warning: Proceed at Your Grade Level! School jokes, pupil humor, and education puns that really smart ahead.
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Q. Why did the students eat their homework? A. the teacher said it was a piece of cake!99% of cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils.Did you hear about the popular chemistry teacher? He atom down to a science!

Q. Which school teaches you how to greet people?
A. Hi School!

Q. Why was a clock sent to the school principal's office?
A. For tocking too much.

Q. Why was school easier for caveman kids?
A. Because they didn't have so much history to learn.

Q. Why did the text book go to the hospital?
A. 'Cause it hurt its spine.

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in HIGH School!

Q. Why did the giraffe have such a hard time in school?
A. Because his head was always in the clouds.

Q. What do you call a school kid with a dictionary in his pants pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. What is a caterpillar's favorite subject in school?
A. Moth-ematics.

Q. Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A. Because it's basic material.

Q. Why didn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it already has a million degrees!

Q. What was the school bully duly served for lunch?
A. A knuckle sandwich.

Q. What do you get if you cross an arithmetic teacher and a clock?
A. Mathema-ticks.

The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut.Fruity Chemistry Joke: What did a science teacher say Ba + Na2 is? A. Banana!We're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to school?
A. 'Cause he wanted to cut class.

Q. Why do magicians do so well in school?
A. Because they're so good at trick questions!

Q. What does a really clever eagle study in school?
A. Aerospace.

Q. Which tool might you need in math class?
A. Multi-pliers.

Q. Which three candies can be found in every school?
A. Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties.

Q. Why did the M&M go to school?
A. Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Q. Why is history the sweetest school subject?
A. Because it's full of dates.

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you want to be a surfer?
A. Boarding School.

Q. Why did all the kids in Mr. Smith's second-grade class tie their shoelaces together?
A. Because they wanted to go on a class trip.

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you want to be an ice cream man?
A. Sundae School.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He's awake now!

Q. Why was the broom late to school?
A. 'Cause it over-swept!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? A. His heart wasn't in it!A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction.Q. What does a teacher say if you doze off in math class? A. Up And Add 'Em!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A. 'Cause he had no body to go with.

Q. What flies around the Kindergarten classroom on Halloween?
A. The alpha-bat.

Q. Why did the zombie miss school today?
A. Because he felt so rotten.

Q. What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.

Q. What did the gorilla learn at school?
A. The Ape B Cs.

Q. What did the snake study in school?
A. Hiss-tory.

Q. Which school supply is always tired?
A. A knapsack!

Q. Why did the elementary school student take a ruler to bed?
A. He wanted to see how long he slept!

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you are King Arthur?
A. Knight School.

Mom: So, what did you learn in school today?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back again tomorrow.

Q. How did the school's beloved janitor die?
A. He kicked the bucket.

Q. Who is your best friend at school?
A. Your princi-pal.

Q. Why was the snake sent to the school principal's office?
A. For hiss-pering.

Q. What is a pirate's best subject in school? A. Arrrt!Q. What do science teachers call incorrect answers from students? A. The flaws of physics!Q. What do you call a pirate who skips school? A. Captain Hooky!

Q. Why are fish so smart?
A. 'Cause they travel in schools.

Q. Why was the student's report card all wet?
A. 'Cause it was below C-level.

Q. What object is the king of the classroom?
A. The Ruler!

Q. Where do little kids grow flowers at school?
A. In Kindergarden.

Q. Why did a teenager study in an airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!

Q. Why didn't the nose want to go to school today?
A. It was tired of being picked on.

Q. What kind of school do you find on a mountain peak?
A. Heights School.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. 'Cause he was being chased by a spelling bee.

Q. What grades does a pirate typically get in school?
A. High Cs.

Q. Why did the geography student drown?
A. His grades were below C level.

Q. What makes a cyclops such a great teacher?
A. He only has one pupil.

Teacher: Are you ignorant, or just apathetic?
Student: I don't know, and I don't care!

Deciding what to focus on at college can be a mjor decision!Q. What is a gnome's favorite subject? A. Gnome RoomQ. Where do pencils go on vacation? A. Pencil-vania!

Q. Why don't farts ever graduate from high school?
A. Because they're always being expelled!

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?
A. High School.

Q. What would happen if you took the school bus home?
A. The police would make you bring it back!

Q. Which bet can never be won?
A. The alpha-bet.

Q. What's even better than a horse that can count?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. How do bees get to class?
A. They take the school buzz!

Q. How does a fish get to school?
A. It takes the octobus!

Q. Why did the kid toss his watch out of the school bus window?
A. He wanted to see time fly.

Q. What did the pen say to the pencil? A. What's your point?

Q. What is a blackboard's favorite beverage?
A. Hot chalk-a-lot.

Q. Why was the clock in the school cafeteria always slow?
A. Because it always went back four seconds.

Q. What's the worst thing you'll find in the school cafeteria?
A. Either the food or the lunch lady.

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