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Q. Why did the students eat their homework? A. the teacher said it was a piece of cake!99% of cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils.Did you hear about the popular chemistry teacher? He atom down to a science!

Q. Why did the teacher write on the windows?
A. Because he wanted to be very clear.

Q. How do you get straight As?
A. By using a ruler.

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in HIGH School!

Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?"
Simon: "No Mis."

Q. Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A. Because it's basic material.

Q. Why didn't the sun go to college?
A. It already had a million degrees!

The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut.Fruity Chemistry Joke: What did a science teacher say Ba + Na2 is? A. Banana!We're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!

Q. Why do magicians do so well in school?
A. They're really good at trick questions!

Q. Why did the school teacher have to wear sunglasses during class?
A. Her students were SO bright!

Q. Why did the M&M go to school?
A. Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you're a surfer?
A. Boarding School

Q. What happened when the teacher tied everyones laces together?
A. They went on a class trip!

Q. Why did the guy hate his job crushing pop cans?
A. Because it's soda pressing...

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? A. His heart wasn't in it!A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction.Q. What does a teacher say if you doze off in math class? A. Up And Add 'Em!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A. He had no body to go with.

Q. What kind of school do you go to if you are King Arthur?
A. Knight School

Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams... But yet, they don't let us sleep in class.

Q.Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? A. He wanted to see how long he slept!

Mom: "So, what did you learn in school today?"
Son: "Not enough. I have to go back again tomorrow."

Q. What is a pirate's best subject in school? A. Arrrt!Q. What do science teachers call incorrect answers from students? A. The flaws of physics!Q. What do you call a pirate who skips school? A. Captain Hooky!

Q. What object is the king of the classroom?
A. The Ruler!

Q. What is a teacher's favorite nation?
A. Expla-nation.

Troll Trivia: Gnomes prefer to study instead of being studied.

Q. Why did a teenager study in an airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!

Q. Why did the geography student drown?
A. His grades were below C level.

Q. What makes a cyclops such a great teacher?
A. He only has one pupil.

Deciding what to focus on at college can be a mjor decision!Q. What is a gnome's favorite subject? A. Gnome RoomQ. Where do pencils go on vacation? A. Pencil-vania!

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, but to steal from many is called research. (Obviously, our jokes are both well-researched, and likewise plagiarized.)

Troll Trivia: Gnomes prefer to study instead of being studied.

Q. Why don't farts ever graduate from high school?
A. Because they're always expelled!

Q. What is a blackboard's favorite drink?
A. Hot chalk-olate.

Q. What did the pen say to the pencil? A. "What's your point?"

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