Q. What is the Man in the Moon's favorite chocolate treat?
A. A Mars Bar.

Q. What did the moon say to its therapist?
A. I'm just going through a phase...

Q. What do you call somebody who thinks the moon is winking at them?
A. A lunatic.

Q. Why was the Man in the Moon logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

Q. What do NASA and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. It's been decades since their first moon walk!

Q. What do you call somebody who is in love with the moon?
A. A lunartic.

Q. Why wouldn't the moon go to the sun's funeral?
A. Because it's not a mourning person.

Q. Why did a hermit move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. What does the Man in the Moon like to read?
A. Comet Books.

Q. Which side of the moon do vampires prefer to visit?
A. The Dark Side!

Q. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?
A. The apocaclipse.

Q. What do alien contractors use when building on the moon?
A. Moon beams.

Q. Why doesn't anybody trust the Man in the Moon?
A. Because he has a dark side.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Q. Why did the lunar salesman get fired?
A. He couldn't Selene a thing...

Q. Which dance do all astronauts know?
A. The Moonwalk!

Q. What is the favorite James Bond movie of a moon goddess?
A. Moonraker!

Q. Why is the moon more useful than the sun?
A. 'Cause we really need the light at night!

Finally, cattle mutilations explained:
Q. Why did the alien on the moon throw beef at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or.

Q. Why is the Man in the Moon bald?
A. 'Cause 'e has no 'air.

Q. What did the moon say to the sun?
A. You are smokin' hot!

Q. Why does the moon cross the night sky?
A. To get to the other side!

Q. What is a cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!

Q. Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?
A. MoonDay.

Q. What do you call a Spanish chicken on the moon?
A. A-pollo.

The first animal in space was not a monkey. Everybody knows the cow already jumped over the moon!

Q. When do vampires need to use sun block?
A. During a full moon!

Q. Which day of the week do naked streakers look forward to?
A. MoonDay.

Q. Why was the moon so grumpy this week?
A. Oh, it was just going through one of its phases.

Q. Why does a moon rock that's been blasted to Earth taste better than it would on th moon?
A. Because now it's a little meteor!

Q. Why did the moon burp?
A. Because it was full!

Q. Which moon mission spacecraft was the sorriest?
A. Apollo G.

Q. What holds the moon up in the sky?
A. Moon beams.

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. What is the name of the first satellite to orbit the earth?
A. Luna, the Moon!

Q. Why did the werewolf twitch?
A. Because he had a luna tic.

Q. Why did the guy's girlfriend cheat on him with the Man in the Moon?
A. 'Cause the sex was out of this world!

A retro lunar joke from the 1960s:
Q. Why aren't there any female astronauts on the moon?
A. It doesn't need cleaning yet...

Q. What do the moon landing, dinosaurs and JFK all have in common?
A. They were all shot from above.

Q. How does a barber cut the Man in the Moon's hair?
A. E-clipse it.

Fruity Dessert Point to Ponder: When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, is that amore?

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A. Because the farmer had cold hands.

Q. What did the sun say to the moon?
A. It looks like it's my night off.

Q. Why couldn't the space alien book a room on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. Which day of the week do jumping cows get excited about?
A. MoonDay.

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