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Fruity Chemistry Joke: What did a science teacher say Ba + Na2 is? A. Banana!Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A. The scientists were brainstorming!Q. What do you call the group of scientists who name the tiny things inside atos? A. Particle Board!

Two atoms were out on a walk during a thunderstorm. One of them says, "I think I lost an electron." The other atom asks, "Are you sure?" First atom replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"

Q. What is the fastest way to determine the gender of a chromosome?
A. Pull down its genes!

Q. Which element is derived from a Norse god?
A. Thorium!

Q. What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
A. Woo Pea!

Q. What is HIJKLMNO?
A. H2O!

Q. What do science teachers call incorrect answers from students? A. The flaws of physics!Q. Why does lightning shock people? A. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.Q How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know!

Q. How often should you make chemistry jokes? A. Periodically!

Q. What should you do with a sick chemist?
A. If you can't helium and you can't curium, just barium.

Scientists just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A. One molar solution.

I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum...

Q. What do you call a clown that's in jail?
A. Silicon.

Q. How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental impact statement!Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Q. What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A. I like your style.

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Did you hear researchers finally found the gene for shyness? They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

A chemist was reading a book about helium. He just couldn't put it down.

Q. What do physicists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon?
A. A Ferrous Wheel

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!Q. Where do planets and stars go to study? A. The University!Q. Why was the evening weatherman so worried? A. He was afraid the new meteorologist would steal his thunder!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

When a third-grade student was asked to define the term "vacuum" in class, she answered, "A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."

Q. What was the name of the first electricity detective?
A. Sherlock Ohms.

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