| Q.
Why are there currently so many UFO sightings in Denver?
A. Because Little Green Man is the best selling
Cannibis strain in town!
Q.
What do androgenous aliens say UFO stands for?
A. Unisex Fun Onboard.
Q.
Where do space aliens dock their UFOs while they shop at
Wal-Mart?
A. At a parking meteor.
Q.
What do assassin cyborg aliens think UFO stands for?
A. Undesirable Form Of life. |
Q.
What do stoners in Denver think UFO stands for?
A. Unidentified Flying Object. We're a mile high, not
stupid!
Alien
Visitor Point to Ponder: In Colorado, do little green men
in UFOs typically park and spark or space out on craft beer?
Q.
What do space cadets in Colorado think UFO stands for?
A. Ultimate Fun On!
Q.
What do space aliens in Colorado think UFO stands for?
A. Uh uh, to Front range Oysters!
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Q.
What should you do if you spot a green alien in a UFO?
A. Wait until it's ripe.
Q.
What do time traveling aliens think UFO stands for?
A. Untimely Frame Of reference.
Q.
What do alien plumbers call the cause of a clogged toilet
aboard the spaceship?
A. Undesired Filtration Object.
Q.
What do little green men aboard UFOs wear when they go to
bed?
A. Space Jammies! |
