What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoes right
before the performance with her crappy cast members
A. Oui, this is pointeless.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A. Because every play has a cast!
What is one of the job hazards of being a musician in a
A. People keep dropping money in your drink.
What do you call an unhappily employed music teacher with
A. A trebled man.
What did the magician's assistant say after the evening's
A. Thanks for halving me.
Why did the starving artist need a laxative while whorking
on a comissioned piece?
A. Because he was consti-painted.
How will a crappy bank teller help you if you want to draw
A. He'll hand you a pen.
Crappy Job Pun: Burned out mail carriers never die. They
just lose their zip.
What is the one thing you'll never see a plumber do on the
A. Bite his nails!
Why did the plumber always fall asleep on the job?
A. Because he work was so draining.
Job Joke of the Day: Plumbing is the only profession where
you'll hear the boss say, "Be sure your joints have
lots of dope in them."
How do you describe a jocular sewage joker on the job?
A. Pun Gent!
Why do bullets make the best employees?
A. After being fired, they still get the job done.
a recession, the most secure job is garbage collector because
business is always picking up!
Why don't garbage men need any formal job training?
A. Because they just pick it up as they go.
Why do garbage men enjoy painful
A. Because they enjoy trashy job jokes.
Why was the inaccurate psychic surprised when she lost her
A. She just didn't see that coming.
Job Joke of the Week: Did you hear about the two weathermen
who both broke an arm and a leg in a storm-chasing accident?
They called in from the hospital about the four casts!
What happened when the employee was unexpectedly transferred
to the London office?
A. He had to get a move on.
Why did the guy bail out of the hot air balloon business?
A. Because it never really took off.
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Job Applicant: The company relocated and didn't tell me
Why did the foreman say to the carpenter who was shirking
A. Quit plane around!
Why did the barber shop send the employees home, and close
at 2 p.m.?
A. Because work was cut short today.