| Q.
Why is dough used as another word for money?
A. Because it's always kneaded.
Q.
What did the butter say to the bread?
A. I'm on a roll!
Q.
What did yeast say to the bag of flour?
A. I loaf you so much!
Q.
What did they say about the old bread baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!
Q.
Why was the hostess arrested?
A. She kept breaking bread.
Q.
What do bread bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours. |
Q.
What do they serve for lunch at the comedy writers seminar?
A. Hamburger puns.
Did
you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it
was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.
Sorry,
I meant to serve you a plain burger. No bun intended...
Some Cheesy Stand-Up Comedian.
Did
you hear about the hamburger comedian who told really funny
jokes? He was literally on a roll!
Q.
What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hot dog puns.
Q.
Which classical music composition do bread bakers enjoy
most?
A. Pita and the Wolf.
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Q.
Why was the baker in an absolute panic?
A. Because he was in a loaf or death situation.
Q.
What is every bread baker's favorite Beatles' song?
A. All You Knead Is Love.
Q.
Where do lobsters work at the bread factory?
A. At a crust station.
Q.
How does a baker reward an exceptional loaf of bread?
A. With an honor roll.
Q.
Why don't some people like working at a bread bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.
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