Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?
A. She wanted to have sweet dreams.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the
A. A Payday!
What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling
A. Tootsie Trolls.
What happened after a monkey exploded at a snack food testing
A. Rhesus pieces were everywhere.
What does NASA call a dog standing on a Mars Bar?
never really liked Fig Newtons, but now they're my favorite
snack. Go Fig?
time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts.
After they've eaten a few handfuls say, "I've never
liked peanuts, but I like to suck the chocolate off of them."
What is a cleaning lady's least favorite brand of snack
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because its mommy was a wafer so long!
the cookies of life, good friends are the chocolate chips.
Food Point to Ponder: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Which quacking animated character's diet consists of sticky,
chewy candy snacks ?
A. Taffy Duck.