Q. What do dogs enjoy snacking on at the movies?
A. Pup-corn!

Q. What does a high-rolling gambler really like to snack on?
A. Poker chips and salsa.

Q. What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey snacks on the camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!

Q. Which kind of sweet snack treat is a locksmithe's favorite?
A. Cookies!

Q. What is a big scary monster's favorite snack food?
A. Ghoul scout cookies.

Q. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A. A girl scout who lost her cookies.

Q. What is a monkey's favorite kind of cookie?
A. Chocolate chimp!

Did you hear about the affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a Baby Ruth.

Q. How do you know you're getting close to a snack food factory?
A. Because of all the chips and dips in the road.

Q. Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
A. In queso emergency.

Q. What do a cookie and a computer have in common?
A. They both have chips.

Q. What is a southern farmer's favorite snack?
A. Cotton candy.

Q. Why do basketball players like cookies so much?
A. Because they can dunk them!

Q. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A. When it feels crummy.

Q. What did the tough cookie say?
A. Let's get ready to crumble!

Q. Which snack do dogs prefer while watching a crappy movie with their human?
A. Poop-corn.

Q. How does the man in the moon eat his snacks?
A. On satellite dishes.

Snack Laugh of the Day: Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
A. Launch meat.

Q. Which snack food ranks the highest?
A. The popcorn colonel.

Q. How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?
A. C and Y.

Q. What happens when you eat too much candy?
A. It makes you thick to your stomach!

Sweet Snack Laugh of the Day: It's time for a snack, he snickered.

Q. What happened to the guy whose bag of Lays exploded when he opened it?
A. Now he's got a chip on his shoulder.

Q. Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?
A. She wanted to have sweet dreams.

Q. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
A. A Payday!

Q. What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling gnomes?
A. Tootsie Trolls.

Q. What happened after a monkey exploded at a snack food testing lab?
A. Rhesus pieces were everywhere.

Q. What does NASA call a dog standing on a Mars Bar?
A. Rover!

I never really liked Fig Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go Fig?

Next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they've eaten a few handfuls say, "I've never liked peanuts, but I like to suck the chocolate off of them."

Q. What is a cleaning lady's least favorite brand of snack chocolate?
A. Lindt.

Q. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A. Cookies!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because its mommy was a wafer so long!

In the cookies of life, good friends are the chocolate chips.

Snack Food Point to Ponder: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Q. Which quacking animated character's diet consists of sticky, chewy candy snacks ?
A. Taffy Duck.

Q. How do you make a walnut laugh?
A. Crack it up!

Q. Which type of snacking nuts did the blonde try to use as money?
A. Cashews.

Q. What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
A. The Twist!

Q. Why is there always candy at the cash register?
A. So that you'll buy some if it's a Payday.

Q. What do you call a monkey that sells snacks and potato chips?
A. A chipmunk!

Q. What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A bag of snack chips in each hand.

Snacking Groan of the Day: Up until the time I bought this bag of chips, I thought air was free.

Q. Which kind of cookie might make you rich?
A. A fortune cookie.

Q. Which chocolate snack is only for girls?
A. HER-SHEy's Kisses!

Q. Which candy do you eat on the playground?
A. Recess Pieces!

Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A. It might cause a break out.

Q. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A. A candy baa!

I met a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.

Q. What do you call stolen candy?
A. Hot Chocolate!

Criminal Laugh of the Day: If a thief is craving small chocolate snacks, would he just steal some Kisses?

Q. What do you call an intense craving for a particular snack food?
A. Lust munch.

Q. Which kind of snack nuts always seem to have a cold?
A. Cashews!

Q. Why are bosses at pretzel factories the most sadistic?
A. 'Cause they're always so twisted.

Q. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because he lost his filling.

Q. What is a leopard's favorite candy?
A. Dots.

Q. What do you call someone who doesn't like picnics?
A. A basket case!

Q. What do you call Chewbaca with chocolate stuck in his hair?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookie

Q. What do cannibals like to snack on?
A. Chocolate covered aunts.

Q. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet.

Q. What kind of bear has no teeth?
A. A Gummy Bear!

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