| Q.
Why did the lawyer call the grizzly to the stand?
A. So he could bear witness.
Q.
Have you ever hunted bear?
A. No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Down
Unda Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you be the eucalyptus tree,
and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Q.
What does Pooh Bear eat at parties?
A. Blue bear-y pie.
Q.
Why don't Grizzlies ever look sad?
A. 'Cause whatever the situation, they just grin and bear
it!
Q.
Why are polar bears such popular party guests?
A. Because they really know how to break the ice.
Tarzan
wanders into a bar followed by a bruin. Bartender asks,
"What's your story?" Tarzan say, "Bear with
me."
Q.
What is a polar bear's favorite geometric shape?
A. The ICE-oceles triangle.
Q.
How did the poacher kill the polar bear?
A. He shot him right between the ice.
Q.
Did you hear about the man who tried to feed a bear an apple?
A. It didn't bear fruit.
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Q.
When do bruin couples stop arguing?
A. When it becomes un-bear-able, or it's time to hibernate.
Q.
What kind of embrace can you expect from a Grizzly?
A. A big bear hug.
Grizzly
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek
at your sweet honey pot?
Q.
Why don't polar bears get married?
A. Because they always get cold feet.
Q.
What is a Grizzly bear's favorite venue?
A. The local maul.
Q.
Why do panda bears like watching old movies?
A. Because they're in black and white.
Q.
Why did God create just one Yogi Bear?
A. Because when he tried to make a second one he made a
Boo-Boo.
Q.
What is an Alaskan polar bear's favorite summer desser?
A. Eskimo pie..
Q.
What is the most common pick-up line at a bears' singles
bar?
A. What’s ursine?
Elderly
polar bears never really die; they just grow cold.
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Bearly
Passable Pick-Up Line:
Hey baby, it's cold outside. Let's go back to my Mile High
cave and hiber-mate.
Q.
Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A. Because he'd rather spend his leisure time at the park!
Q.
What is it called when you dream Grizzly bears are chasing
you?
A. A bite-mare.
Q.
How do you apologize to a Grizzly?
A. You BEAR your heart and soul.
Q.
What did the bear say when he saw campers in sleeping bags?
A. Yum. Hot Pockets!
Chuck
Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his den. It isn't dead,
it's just afraid to move!
Q.
Where do bruins inter their deceased brethren?
A. In the local bear-ial grounds.
Q.
What do you call a northern guy who's completely into polar
bears?
A. Totally Inuit.
Q.
What kind of car does Yogi Bear drive?
A. A Furrari.
Old
bears never die, but they do get hugely grizzly. |
