Jokes, Ox Puns, Himalayan Cattle Humor
in on brainy yak puns, long-haired cattle LOLs, ego mani-yak
humor and grunting ox jokes.
Proceed Cautiously! Bos mutus jokes, domesticated ox laughs, shaggy
humor and humped up puns ahead.
Tibetan Yak Jokes, Horny Ox Humor,
(Because Cattle Yak Puns and
Yak Hammer Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for
a Yak of All Trades in Yakima!)
| Yak Jokes | Gnu
Puns | Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot LOLs
| Gorilla Puns |
| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Forest
Critter Puns | Animal Bar Jokes
| Bear Joke, Bruin Puns | Panda
Bear Jokes | Polar Bear Jokes
| Deer Jokes | Colorado
What is it called when a domestic ox gets hit by a semi
truck on the highway?
A. A yak-cident.
What do you call a female domesticated ox that just gave
Where do yaks go to gamble?
What should you never do when you're startled by a hairy
A. Panic a yak.
What is the name of the Abominable Snowman's pet hairy ox?
A. Yak Frost.
What do you get if you cross an Alaskan bruin with a Siberian
A. A kodi-yak bear.
What do you call a grunting Himalayan ox that thinks it's
sick all the time?
What do you call a hairy ox with a blood clotting disorder?
Which kind of coat does a long-haired Siberian ox wear?
A. An anor-yak.
What do you get when you cross an ox with a rabbit in Jackson,
A. A yak-alope.
What do you get when you cross a hairy Tibetan ox with a
A. A yak rabbit.
Which Himalayan beasts of burden went up the hill to fetch
A. Yak and Jill.
What do you call a smelly Tibetan yak that's covered in
What kind of dog does a Himalayan Yeti keep as a pet?
A. A Yak Russell Terrier.
Which long-haired Himalayan bull really knows how to party?
A. The Yak of Clubs.
Which card game do Tibetan beasts of burden play at night?
A. Black Yak.
Which kind of cheese was originally made in Tibet using
long-haired cattle milk?
A. Monterey Yak.
Which Tibetan ox is smart enough to be a member of Mensa?
What kind of car does a horny ox drive?
A. A Ponti-yak GTO.
Which Tibetan ox gets a sherpa to the mountain time the
A. Yak be quick
Which notorious grunting ox terrorized street walkers in
A. Yak the Ripper.
Where do Tibetan beasts of burden relax after a tiring day?
A. In a yak-uzzi.
What happens when a water buffalo collides with an iron
A. A chemical re-yak-tion.
How does the hairy Himalyan bull refer to his wife who argues
with him all the time?
A. The old battle yak.
What do you call a female grunting ox movie star?
What do you call the ox that won a gold medal running in
A. The yak star.
Which Himalayan beast of burden really digs working
A. The Yak of Spades.
How do you get a wild Tibetan ox used to its new zoo habitat?
A. You yak-limate it.
What are kids given to play with in the Himalayas?
A. A Yak-In-The-Box.
Which popcorn treat do oxen like to snack on?
A. Cracker Yak.
What kind of love potion works the best for a horny ox in
A. An aphrodisi-yak.
Which kind of Himalayan grunting ox is the horniest?
A. The nymphomani-yak.
Where do vacationing oxen go to visit apple orchards and
A. Yakima, Washington.
What is a Tibetan ox carpenter's favorite tool?
A. A yak saw.
What does a Tibetan pack annimal suffer from after carrying
too much gear?
A. Yak pain.
Which kind of Tibetan beast of burden always carries an
A. Lumber yak.
Yak Jokes | Gnu
Puns | Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse, Rat Puns | Rabbit
Jokes, Hare Puns |
Why do Tibetan yaks prefer yurts instead of rectangular
A. Little Yak Horner sat in the corner.
Which Himalayan beast of burden is the most flexible and
A. Yak be nible.
Why does the sherpa in Nepal now live on Easy Street at
A. 'Cause he hit the yak-pot.
What do you call it when a semi rounds a corner into the
path of an on-coming ox?
A. Yak knife.
Where are deceased Himalyan oxen buried?
A. On Mt. Everest.
How does a sherpa get around in comfort at the base camp?
A. He drives his cattle yak.
What sort of over coat does a hairy ox wear?
A. A yak-et.
What decorates porches in Tibet on Halloween?
Which Himalayan grunting ox is a big spender?
A. The Yak of Diamonds.
| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | 2
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Owl Jokes, Owl-ful
Puns | Animal Poop Puns | Sea
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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even more hill areas
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laughter, horny jokes and mani-yak-al
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Jokes | Coin Humor | Colorado
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Jokes | Heart Jokes | Hairy
| Hiking Jokes | Home
Contractor LOLs | Liquor Laughs
| Man Jokes | Mountain
Jokes | Police Puns | Psychic
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Humor | Shrink LOLs | Sports
Jokes | World Travel Jokes | Yeti
Howls | Zodiac Humor
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