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Q. What do you call a beetle that can dance? a. Jitterbug!
Q. How did the police get rid of the bugs? A. they called the S.W.A.T. team.
Q. What is an insect's favorite sport? A. Cricket!
Q What do you call a retired boy band that liked animals? A. The Beatles!

 


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(Because Shutterbug Jokes and Luna Tick Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During a Backyard Infestation!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Mosquito jokes, butterfly net humor, pest friend LOLs and en-roaching puns ahead.
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Q. What do fireflies eat? A. Light snacks!
 
Q. Why did bee feel so cold? A. She's in the middle of AC!
 
Q. Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? a. Because it was a mothball.

Q. How do fast fireflies start a summer holiday race?
A. Ready, Set, Glow!

Entomolgy Fact of the Day: Old fireflies never die. They just glow on and off and on and off...

Q. What did the bees inside their hive say when the temperature topped 100 outside?
A. Sure swarm in here!

Q. Which kind of insect always whines and complains about everything?
A. The grumble-bee.

Q. How do avid collectors search for butterfilies online?
A. They use the Butterfly Net.

Q. Which butterfly is the fiercest in the garden?
A. The Tiger Swallowtail.

Q. What is a caterpillar's favorite weapon? A. The Cater-Polt.
 
Q. What do you call a cricket that takes lots of pictures? a. Shutterbug!
 
Q. What do you call a wasp? A. A Wanna-Bee!

Customer: There's a caterpillar in my salad!
Waiter: Sorry madam, I didn't realize you were a vegetarian.

Q. What is a caterpillar's best swimming style?
A. The butterfly stroke.

Q. What is an insect's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.

Customer: Waiter, there's a bug in my wine!
Waiter: Yes ma'am, you asked for a house red with a little body in it.

Q. How do you catch a slutty female wasp?
A. Use a hornet.

Customer: Waiter, there's a hornet in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir. It's the fly's day off.

Q. What is a mosquito's favorite sport? A. Skin Diving!
 
Q. What do you call a bee's back? A. The bee hind!
 
Q. What do you call a musical insect? A. A Humbug!

Q. Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Too much competition!

Q. How do you bash an insect repellant brand?
A. Blast Off.

Q. What do apiarists call the mesmerizing buzzing around the beehive?
A. Bee-witching.

Customer: There's a bee in my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, there's also an A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K...

Q. What is the opposite of a stink bug?
A. A de-odor-ant.

Customer: Waiter, there's a small grasshopper in this salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger one?

Q. Why are flies attracted to trash cans? A. Because they're litterbugs!
 
Ants Are Broncos Fans! So Are The Uncles!
 
q. What kind of dog won't go into the men's room?  A. A Ladybug!

Two flies are sitting on a pile of poop. One fly farts, and the other fly yells, "Hey, I'm trying to eat here!"

Poop-ular Ad Slogan: Eat sh*t! 'Cause trillions of flies cannot be wrong!

Q. What do you call a small female insect who can see the future?
A. Clair Voy Ant.

Q. What do ants use to smell nice?
A. De-odor-ant.

Q. Where do the most ants live?
A. In Antlantic City.

Q. What do you call a ladybug or a scarab that prefers to ascend up steep surfaces?
A. An uphill beetle.

Q. What is the most musical insect?
A. The Hum Bug.

Q. What do you call a bug on the moon? A. A luna tick!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross a horse and a bee? a. Neigh Buzz!
 
Q. What do you call it when repugnant insects visit your yard? A. En-roaching on your lawd!

Q. Which kind of house plants are flies really afraid of?
A. Spider plants!

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, the spider on your breadsticks will get it.

Q. Why were the worker bees threatening to go out on strike?
A. 'Cause they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q. Which competitive sport do the hive's drones play against members of neighboring hives?
A. Rug-bee.

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is in Raid?

Customer: There's a cochroach on my steak.
Vegan Waiter: Yes sir, they don't seem to care what they eat.

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