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How to really upset a dinosaur: Touchasaurus spot.
Q. which is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? a. Comet!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and TNT? A. Dino-Mite!
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. The chicken joke wasn't invented yet!

 


Dinosaur Puns, Tyrannosaurus Jokes, Dino LOLs
Unearth dino-sayer puns, Scare-O-Dactyl humor, dino slur LOLs and Tyrannosaurus Wrecks jokes.

Dinosaur Jokes, Triceratops Puns, T-Rex Humor
(Because Tyrannosaurus Reeks Jokes and Ex-Stinked Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream Or Too Poop-Postoraus!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Tyannosaurus Sex jokes, Pterodact-dill humor, and Triassic wino-saur puns ahead.
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Q. What was the scariest prehistoric animal? A. the Terror-Dactyl!
 
Q. What does a Tricertops sit on? A. Its Tricera-Bottom!
 
Q. Which type of dinosaur was pur evil? A. Daemonosaurus.

Q. What is the ghost of a dinosaur called?
A. A Scare-o-Dactyl.

Q. Which kind of dinosaurs were always being victimized by vampires?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Necks.

Q. How did the velociraptor dis the T-Rex about his short arms?
A. With a dino slur.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was just an average student in school?
A. C-Rex.

Q. What do you get when two triceratops head butt?
A. Dino gore.

Q. Which hip hop dinosaur got down with a beat?
A. The Veloci-Rapper.

Q. What is in the middle of every dinosaur?
A. The letter S.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
A. Bee-Rex.

Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Hey Rex, you literally put the ass in Jurassic.

Q. What do museum curators call exta stegosaurus bones?
A. Dino spares.

Q. Why did the Brachiosaurus have suck a long neck?
A. Because they had really stinky feet.

Jurassic Park Hookup Line: Yo baby, I'm going to Tyrannosaurus Wreck that ass when we get home.

Q. What was the most flexible dinosaur? A. Tyrannosaurus Flex!
 
Q. What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A. Ptera Don!
 
Q. Which tool did the prehistoric carpenter use? A. A Dino-Saw!

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was a weightlifter?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Pecs.

Q. Which kind of dinosaurs were the comedians of the Cretaceous Period?
A. He-He-Rex.

Q. What did She-Rex call it when He-Rex ogled her?
A. A dino stare.

Q. What do paleontologists call twin dinosaurs?
A. Pair-o-dactyls.

Q. Why wouldn't the T-Rex bartender serve the pterodactyl?
A. 'Cause it was a minor-saur.

Q. Which dinosaur wore stiletto heels?
A. The My-feet-are-saurus.

Q. Which Jurassic critter was in charge of animal poop disposal?
A. The dino-sewer.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur enjoyed fishing for Kraken?
A. Sea-Rex.

Q. What do you call an alcoholic triceratops?
A. Wino-saur.

Q. Why are only old dinosaur bones in the museum? A. There aren't any new ones.
 
Q. What do you call a dinosaur in congress? A. Rep-Tile!
 
Q. Which dinosaur species works for the police? A. Tricera-Cops!

Q. What do paleontologists call it when a truck full of dinosaur bones has a wreck on the way to Denver's Natural History Museum?
A. A Jurassic Jam!

Dinosaur Language Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, yo-ass-issic!

Jurassic Pick-Up Line: Hey Dina, I'd even catch a pterodactyl for you.

Q. What do gold diggers and paleontologists have in common?
A. Both date dinosaurs.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur without smelly feet?
A. Ex-stinked.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur smelled really bad?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Reeks.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur could never be kept captive in a zoo?
A. Free-Rex.

Paleontologist Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a a pile of dinosaur bones? 'Cause I dig you.

Paleontology Come-On: Hey bae, people say Iím a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplocockus?

Q. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? a. a Tricera-Hops!
 
Q. Where does a Velociraptor shop? A. At the dino-store.
 
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be Gorgeousaurus!

Student: I heard there was a dinosaur that left turd trails to navigate back out of the jungle.
Paleontologist: That's poop-postoraus.

Q. Which Jurassic animal kept repeating adages and idioms?
A. The dino-sayer.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. 'Cause there weren't any chickens then.

Q. How did the dinosaurs pay their bills 65-million years ago?
A. With Tyrannosaurus checks.

Q. What did the guy at the deli counter say to the dinosaur?
A. Tyrannosaurus, Next.

Q. Which prehistoric beast was always counting calories?
A. The Diet-saur.

Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Hey mate, let's Triassic a little tenderness.

Dinosaur Hookup Line: Well hello there Dina. Y want to know more about Tyrannosaurus sex?

Pick-Up a Dirty Paleontologist Line: Gee Rex, how 'bout I play find the dinosaur in your pants?

Q. What do you call a dinosaur at a rodeo? A. Bronco-Saurus!
 
Q. What was the bery 1st Ford auto called? A. The Model T-Rex.
 
Q. Why didn't the T-Rex skeleton attack museum patrons? A. Because he had no guts!

Q. What did the bronco-saurus wear on his heels?
A. Dino spurs.

Q. Which kind of dinosaurs were the locksmiths of their day?
A. Key-Rex.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a flying dinosaur with a pickle?
A. A Pterodac-dill.

Q. What did paleontologists name the the newly discovered dinosaur species that smashed everything in its path?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Q. What did dinosaurs use to power their golf carts?
A. Fossil fuels.

Q. What do you call a mumbling brontosaurus?
A. Dino slur.

Q. What do they call a dinosaur fart at Denver's Museum of Nature and Science?
A. A blast from the past.

Q. Which kind of small armed dinosaur enjoyed practice shooting?
A. Skeet-Rex.

Q. What did the theater critic say about the boring stage play abour scary flying dinosaurs?
A. Terror act dull.

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