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Warning: Proceed with Caution! Ick-guana jokes, geck-ho humor, lizard LOLs and covert sham-eleon puns ahead.
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Q. What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A. A chameleon on a plaid rug!
 
Did you hear about the chameleon that culdn't change color? He had Reptile Dysfunction!
 
Q. What's the loudest reptile in the world? A.. The Horned Lizard!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dromedary with a lizard?
A. A camel-leon.

Q. What do you call a lizard that likes to fake you out?
A. Sham-eleon

Q. Which kind of reptile is hard to find at the auto parts store?
A. A cam-eleon.

Q. Which kind of lizard is the absolute dregs of the world?
A. The scum-eleon.

Q. What do you get when you cross a lizard with a big wild cat?
A. A cham-e-lion.

Q. Which kind of lizard really likes to sex it up?
A. The cum-eleon.

Q. What is the scariest type of lizard in the world?
A. The EEK!-guana.

Q. What do you call a gross, smelly, ugly, repugnant lizard?
A. Ick-guana.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lizard?
A. An Egg-guana.

Q. Which reptile Tenor sings at the Sydney Opera House? A. The Lizard Of Oz!
 
Q. What do dragons call a knight in shining armor? A. Canned food!
 
Q. What is a chameleon's motto? A. Change Is Good!

Q. What do you call the weirdest reptile in the world?
A. Lizard of Odds.

Q Which kind of squamate reptile likes romaine lettuce?
A. The lizard of cos.

Q. Which kind of clever reptile works for Microsoft?
A. The lizard of DOS.

Q. Which kind of reptile can be used as a bandage?
A. The Lizard of Gauze.

Q. What do you call a big reptile that's been eating jalapenos?
A. A fire-breathing dragon.

Q. Which fire-breathing lizard smoked marijuanaa in the 1960s?
A. Puff, the Magic Drgon.

Q. What do you call a big male lizrd that performs wearing a dress?
A. a drag-on.

Q. What is the fiercest living thing you'll find in the garden ?
A. The snap dragon.

Q. Which kind of lizard can be used to brush your hare?
A. The comb-eleon.

Q. Which kind of lizard does Boy George keep as a pet?
A. A Karma Chameleon.

Q. What do you call the lizard party guest that just arriced?
A. Come-eleon.

Q. Which kind of reptile runs the jumbotron at the ballpark?
A. The monitor lizard.

Q. What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boyz Records? A. A rap-tile!
 
Q. Why did the chameleon jump into the juicer? A. He jut wanted to blend in!
 
Q. What materials do dinosaurs use for flooring in their homes? a. Rep Tiles!

Q. What did the lizard sing to his girlfriend back in the day?
A. Iguana Hold Your Hand.

Q. What do reptiles call a slutty lizard prostitute?
A. Geck Ho.

Q. Which reptile is the best bookie in the Emerald City?
A. The Lizard of Odds.

Q. What is an iguana's favorite movie?
A. The Lizard of Oz.

Q. What is a chameleon's favorite oolor?
A. Yes!

Q. What is a golden lizard called?
A. AU-guana.

Q. What do Miami residents call a lizard that was run over by a car?
A. Ig-goo-ana.

Q. What do lizard programmers do at work?
A. They write geck code.

Q. Which kind of reptile uses a computer?
A. The monitor lizard.

Q. Which architectural style is the favorite of small reptiles?
A. Gecko Roman.

Q. What do you get when you cross a lizard with a kid?
A. A geck-goat.

Q. What do you say to a lizad that's tying up traffic at a green lifht?
A. Geck Go!

Q. What do you call an elderly little lizard?
A. Geck-old.

Q. What did a grape say when an iguana stepped on it? A. Nothing, but it did let ut a litte wine!
 
Q. What do you call a Komodo Dragon with carrots in his ears? A. Anything you want. He can't hear you!
 
Q. When does a lizard go "Moo"? A. When it's learning a new language!

Q. Which kind of lizard is highly in demand among exotic pet owners?
A. The Ig-wanna.

Q. What is the name of the newest lizard at the zoo's reptile exhibit?
A. Ig-Wanda.

Q. What do you call the rare arctic lizard that was discovered frozen in Alaska?
A. Igloo-ana.

 

Q. What do you call an old dinosaur newly elected to congress?
A. Rep Tile.

Q. What ?do you call a frustrating reptile that just doesn't stop acting up?
A. UGH!-guanaa.

Q. What do lizards in Florida wear when it get chilly outside?
A. A geck coat.

Q. What do you call a izard with a viral infection?
A. A geck cold.

Q. Which kind of lizard did the farmer keep as a pet?
A. Ag-guana.

Q. What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.

Q. Which kind of lizard has feet that look like trendy snow boots?
A. The Ugg-guana.

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