What is it called when lions, tigers, and cheetahs escape
from the zoo?
A. A BIG CATastrophe!
Cat Groan of the Day: A zoo visitor jumped the barrier to
feed the tigwr. Yup, feed them, he did!
What happened after a lion and a tiger escaped the zoo with
A. They were captured five miles away when the Jaguar got
a flat tire.
Which kind of menagerie only features nocturnal birds?
A. A zo-owl-logiccal park.
Why do so many animals represent the astrological signs?
A. 'Cause it's the Zoodiac.
Why are polar bears cheap to house in a zoo?
A. 'Cause they live on ice.
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
Which sport do big gorillas compete in to etertain human
A. Zoo-mo wrestling.
Why are escaped chimpanzees from the zoo always drinking
in Denver's City Park?
A. 'Cause there are monkey bars there.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What is the dumbest name the zoo came up with for the new
What happened after the Chinese zoo put a half man, half
horse o exhibit?
A. It became the centaur of attention.
Which criminal set all the animals free at the local petting
A. The escape goat.
Who is the head guy at the new wildlife park?
A. The zoo-pervisor.
What did the well-dressed captive elephant wear?
A. A zoo-t suit.
What did the zoo vet give the elephant that suffered from
Zoo Keeper: I lost one of the elephants.
Head Zoo Keeper: Did you put an ad in the newspaper lost
and found section?
Blonde: No silly, elephants can't read. DUH!
you hear the city zoo is hiring a vet tech to do elephant
circumcisions? The pay's not great, but the tips are enormous.