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Q. What do you get if you give pasta to a cow? A. Beefaroni!
You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!
Cow Chef Says: Spoiler Alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks!
Q. What do you call a cow that's afraid of the dark? A. A coward!
Q. Why does a milking stool only have three legs? A. Because the cow has the udder!
Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands!
Cow Chef Asks: Why did yogurt go to the art exhibit? A. Because it was cultured!


Cow Jokes, Bovine Humor, Pucky Cow Puns
Moo-sey on in for cow comedy, dairy funny cow jokes, bovine humor and bull sh*t puns.

Funny Cow Jokes, Bull Humor, Cow Riddles
(Because Urban Jokes and City Puns Are Too Mainstream for Crazed Cows and Horny Bulls)
Warning: Manure Animals Present. Watch Where You Walk! The smell isn't the most painful pat here.
| Chicken 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cow 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Beef 1 | 2 |

Q. Where did the bull lose all his money? A. At teh cowsino!Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before. Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow? A. Roost Beef!

Q. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. Because they lactose!

Q. What do you call it if a mad cow gets loose?
A. Udder destruction!

Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!

Q. What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A. A pat on the head!

Steak Pick-Up Line: You're my grill and I'm your broil.

Q. What did the cow say to the lady butcher?
A. You're making a big steak, Miss.

Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Milk DudQ. Why was the cow afraid? A. She was a cow-herd!Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. An Udder Failure

Q. Where can you find a gallery of cows?
A. At an art moo-seum

Q. What classic rock band is a favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues

Q. Why do cows lie down when it rains?
To keep each udder dry.

Q. How do you know that there are cows in heaven?
A. It's a place of udder delight.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers

Q. What do you call one cow half?
A. Calf

Q. Why can't cows become detectives? A. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!Q. What do you call a sleeping bull? A. Bull DozerQ. Is t easy to ilk a cow? A. It's a piece of steak!

Q. What did the beef steak gossip to the pork chop?
A. "Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear they're engaged to be marinated."

Q. What do you call a grumpy cow?
A. Moo-dy.

Q. How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A. You have to wait until she busts a moove.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anybody can roast beef.

Q. How far can steak go in school?
A. It can go to cowledge where it can get up to 450 degrees.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled MilkQ. What do you call a cow without any front legs? A. Lean beef!Q. Why can't cows remember what they're told? A. It just goes in one ear and out the udder!

Q. Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.

Q. What do you call a very sad cow?
A. Mooved to tears.

Q. What does a calf get after its done all its chores?
A. A little moo-ney.

Q. What do you call a cow with only two left feet?
A. A side of beef.

No, BBQ beef is not just a mere udderance to a grill master.

Q. What is a cow's favorite holiday?
A. Moo-morial Day

Q. What goes boo boo boo?
A. A cow with a stuffy nose.

Q. What goes ooooo?
A. A cow with no lips.

Q. What goes oom oom?
A. A cow walking backward.

Q. Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym? A. He was hurting his calves!You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!Q. What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A. Show us your calves!

Q. Do they serve T-bone steaks in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
A. To get a spare rib.

Q. Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back. Plus, the steaks have never been higher!

Q. What do weightlifting cows have for dessert?
A. Beefcake!

Q. What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
A. A milk shake.

Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!Q. Why don't cows have any money? A. Because farmers milk them dry!Q. What is a cow's favorite deli meat? A. Bull-ogna!

Q. What did the grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.

Q. What do you call a really strong cow?
A. Beefy.

Q. What do cows suffer from when they're sick?
A. Hay Fever.

Q. What do you call it when a steer is on stilts?
A. Raising the steaks!

Q. What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders

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