Q.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A. Laughing Stock!
Q.
Which kind of humor leaves a beef steak cold?
A. Biting wit and gnawing puns!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a porcupine?
A. Steak with built-in toothpicks. |
Q.
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A. Moo-moos.
Q.
Which kind of cows are found in Alaska?
A. Eski-moos.
Q.
Why did this cow jump over the moon?
A. The farmer had cold hands.
Q.
How easy is it to milk a cow?
A. Well, it's no piece of steak!
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Dear
Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it
comes to meat, all I want is you.
Q.
Why are cows so soft?
A. Because they're made out of leather.
Q.
What do you call a bull wearing a suit of armor?
A. Sir Loin. |