Where do USDA bulls like to retire?
A. St. Moois, Moosouri, or Moo Jersey.
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need
a bucket for this too.
What do weightlifting bulls have for dessert?
What does the Queen of England call a bull wearing a suit
A. Sir Loin.
Is eating cow patties the miracle cure for human digestive
A. No. It's just another load of bullshit.
Why was the farmer arguing with the pushy fertilizer salesman?
A. 'Cause there was only so much bullshit he was willing
Which publication causes a monthly bull stampede to the
A. Cosmoopolitan magazine.
Why did the janitor call DPD to Coors Field during the Rockies
A. Somebody was selling Rocky Mountain Oysters in the stands,
and he didn't want to clean up all the vomit after the balls
Pick-Up Line: Hay
Bessie, my love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Who wrote the book about bull tattoos?
A. Brandon Cows.
How do bulls talk to each other?
A. They cow-municate.
What happened after a blonde put Red Bull in the hummingbird
A. She saw a bird actually travel back in time.
What sound does it make when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
A. Cow Boom!
What was that bull doing in the pasture with his eyes shut?
A. Bull Dozing!
What do you get from a cowmedian?
A. Cream of Wit and lots of bullcrap.
What do you call a cattle herd that's masturbating?
A. Beef Strokin' Off.
Which bulls wear the biggest shoes?
A. The Chicago Bulls.
Why are cattle naturally great baseball players?
A. 'Cause there's a bullpen there.