Q.
Why are there so few funny berry patch jokes?
A. Because that's a very sticky subject.
Q.
Why did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A. The evidence was a strawberry plant!
Q.
What happens if you're barefoot and step on a strawerry
out in the garden patch?
A. You get toe jam.
Q.
What really scares a strawberry?
A. A Boo-berry!
Q.
How do you fix a broken fruit garden?
A. With a strawberry patch.
Green
Grower Hookup Line: Hey
girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?
Gardening
Pick-Up Line: Babe, you
look absolutely radishing tonight!
Orchard
Pick-Up Line: Hey man,
do these plums feel ripe to you? |
Q.
What do you get if you drop your Halloween pumpkin?
A. Squash.
Q.
What are big, orange gourd growers truly afraid of in their
garden ppatch?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.
Q.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin
by the diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Q.
What does a gourd grower use to mend his torn overalls?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Garden
Groan: On Halloween, you can sit on my pumpkin, but you
butternut squash it!
Q.
What do you have if you've got six mini pumpkins in one
hand, and a carved jack-o-lantern in the other?
A. Huge hands.
Gardener
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
are you a garden? 'Cause I'd get down and dirty with you!
|
Q.
Why did the guy break up with his girlfriend who her time
in the cantaloupe patch?
A. Because she was always so melon-dramatic about everything!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a melon and broccoli?
A. A melon-coli salad.
Q.
How did the honeydew grower feel after getting a blue ribbon
at the county fair?
A. Like a melon bucks!
Pick
Up a Garden Green Gardener Line: Hey fella, I'll trade
you my melons for that big cucumber you've got there.
Q.
What crime was the casaba garden thief convicted of?
A. Melony Theft.
Q.
Which kind of casaba changes colors at will in the garden?
A. A Chamelon! |