Why is the body of that particular plant considered vulgar?
A. Because it's a thallic symbol.
Why did a Brontosaurus devour the factory?
A. Because they were plant eaters.
What do plant cheerleaders say to encourage their garden
A. We're rooting for you!
Botany Point to Ponder: With fronds like this, who needs
Where do they make strawberries?
A. At the strawberry plant.
Which kind of flower generates energy?
A. A power plant.
Lovers Pick Up Line: Are
you a botanist? 'Cause I'm lichen you!
Gardening Fact: You can't plant flowers, if you've haven't
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blooming garden
A. A collie-flower!
What is a skeleton's favorite garden plant?
A. A bone-zai tree.
What's a skeleton's favorite woody plant?
A. A spine tree.
What do you call the specialized terminology used by botanists
who study frond-bearing plants
Where do young garfen plants go to school?
Parenting Point to Ponder: If you yell at your plants instead
of talking to them, would they still grow, only to be troubled
What did the Monarch ask the plants in the butterfly garden?
A. Got milkweed?
Why did the guy quit his job making furniture out of plants?
A. Because it was no bed of roses.
What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.
you hear about the successful bonzai plant grower? His next
project is a miniature golf course.
What do you call the large hill where baby animals and plant
A. The Mountain of Youth.
What do chickens grow on?
Lovers Pick Up Line: Hey
baby, is your name Fern" 'Cause I am growing frond
What do allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like
A. An aster-risk.