What is the opposite of a pink flamingo?
A. A red flamingstopl
Which Florida lawn ornament was part of the '60s British
A. Pibk Fla-Ringo Starr.
Which kind of garden decoration is used as a control in
A. Placebo Flamingo.
What are tacky pink plastic lawn ornaments in Australia
Which side of a flamingo lawn decoration has the most feathers?
A. Neither. It's plastic!
Why are some pink flamingo lawn ornamen5s standing on one
A. 'Cause otherwise they'd fall over.
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey
Gnirl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the
When do big boys and girls jump on the trampoline?
A. Spring Break.
Accessory Bummer of the Day: Our backyard trampoline died
What happened after the guy put his foot through the trampoline
in his yard?
A. He's had a spring in his step ever since.
What should you wear while enjoying the trampoline in your
A. A jumpsuit.
How do you like the new trampoline in your yard?
Guy On the Other Side of the Fence: It has its ups and downs.
Why was the boss at the trampoline store fired?
A. He paid the staff with bounced checks.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
can I see your pointy hat and passport? 'Cause you've been
roaming through my mind all day.
What do marauding avians use to break into a birdhouse?
A. A crow bar.
What is alchohol in a birdbath called?
A. Tequila Mockingbird.
Why did the blonde put thistle seed pods in a saucer in
A. She wanted to make a burr bath.
Which kind of avian steals the soap from the birdbath?
A. A robber ducky.
How much do decorative backyard birdhouses cost?
A. They're fairly cheep.
Which lawn ornament plays the drums?
A. Fla-Ringo Starr.
Why couldn't the gardener move the statue of a pagan god?
A. 'Cause it remained idol.
Hookup Line: Wow, there's
a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.