Q.
What does a one-legged rooster say?
A. Cock-eyed-doodle-do!
Q.
How do you know your chicken is a dedicated employee?
A. She works around the cluck.
Q.
Why did the chicken lay an egg on top of an axe?
A. She wanted to hatchet.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a bell?
A. An alarm cluck.
Q.
Considering that chicken rise at the crack of dawn, when
do ducks wake up?
A. At the quack of dawn! |
Q.
Why did the tired old chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She had absolutely no sense of humor!
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road for the charity event?
A. It was a just beak cause!
Q.
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip, an elephant or
a rooster?
A. An elephant takes his whole trunk, but a rooster only
packs his comb.
Poultry
Pick-Up Line: Hey Penny,
if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Q.
Why don't roosters wear pants?
A. Because their peckers are on their faces.
Q.
What's the difference between a rooster and a cock?
A. A rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, but a cock says any
Cock will do.
Q.
What kind of car does an egg-centric retro rooster
drive?
A. A 1963 Coupe de Ville.
Q.
Why are chicks natural born rap artists?
A. Because they know all about scratch.
Q.
How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning?
A. Eat him Saturday night. |