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Q. What crime was the turkey perp suspected of? A. Fowl play!
Q. what did the turkey say to the guy who tried to shoot hin? A. Screw Thee, Pilgrim!


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Wing it with wild torque-key puns, talking turkey humor, tire-key LOLs and turkey ring jokes.

Turkey Jokes, Gobbler Puns, Tur-Keeper Humor
('Fause Sir-Key Jokes and Brr-Key Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream For Humor-Hungry Guests in November!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Quirky tar-key jokes, Meleagris gallopavo humor, and smirky tur-skeet puns ahead.
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Q. Why would a turkey voluntarily sit on a tomahawk? a. To hatchet!
Q. What did a turkey say before being roasted? A. boy, I'm stuffed!
Q. What do you call a nosey turkey? A. Most likely to drown in a down pour!

Q. What's the difference between chickens and turkeys in November?
A. Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

Q. What do you call the gobbler that was pardoned by the President?
A. A tur-keeper.

Key Trivia of the Day: The first US President to pardon a turkey was Abraham Lincoln who saved the life of Tad's turkey named Jack.

Q. Who was the opening orator at the annual gobbler convention?
A. Tur-keynote speaker.

Q. Which slapstick silent film characters did movie goers gobble up back in the day?
A. The Tur-Keystone Cops.

Q. What do they call the gobbler cruise director on the ocean liner?
A. Tour key.

Q. Which forecast does a turkey hope for on Thanksgiving?
A. Fowl weather.

Q. How do you describe the future of a wild turkey lost in thick fog?
A. Murky.

Q. What do you call a wild turkey that's been lost in the desert for a month?
A. Turkey jerky.

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church? A. Because  turkeys use fowl language!
Q. Why did the turkey join the band? A. He already had the drumsticks!
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? a. The outside!

Q. Why do Thanksgiving turkeys always gobble, gobble?
A. 'Cause they don't have better table manners.

Q. What do jennies say when they get together to gossip?
A. Babble, babble, babble.

Q. What sound does a dyslexic turkey make?
A. Boggle boggle boggle.

Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A. A musical instrument that can pluck itself.

Q. What do Coloradans call a novice gobbler on top of Peak 10 at Breckenridge?
A. Turk-ski.

You might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims or turkeys.

Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause he was stuffed.

Q. Whick keys can't unlock doors?
A. Turkeys, donkeys and monkeys.

Q. What is it called when working hens negotiate with boss Toms for equal pay?
A. Taliking Turkey.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. It was the chcken's day off!
Q. What did the turkey say to the guy who tried to shoot him? a. Liberty, justice, equality, and bad aim for all!
Q. What sound does a turkey's phone make? A. Wing! Wing!

Q. What do you call a turkey that got pavement goo on its feet while crossing the road?
A. Tar-key.

Q. What did the turkey say when he crossed the road paved of stones?
A. Cobble, cobble, cobble.

Q. What do you get if you cross a powerful engine with a gobbler?
A. Torque-key.

Q. What do you call the wild turkey that was run over by an eighteen-wheeler?
A. A tire-key.

Q. What did the wild turkey say to the pilgrim the day before the second Thanksgiving?
A. Quack, quack.

Q. What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat beef!

Q. What co you get if you cross a clay pigeon with a Meleagris gallopavo?
A. Tur-skeet.

Q. How do you address the head gobbler at the poultry farm?
A. Sir key.

Q. What does a turkey do online on Thanksgiving?
A. Google, Google, Google.

Q. What sound does a gobbler locksmith's cell phone make?
A. Turkey ring.

Q. Why did the cops arrest the turkey the day before Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause they suspected fowl play.

Q. What do you call the gobbler that clears the scale?
A. A tare-key.

Q. What kind of key will never open a door? A. A turkey!
Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey and an evil spirit? A. A poultry-geist!
Q. What was the turkey looking for at the toy store? A. Gobbleheads!

Q. Which kind of gobbler can open any lock?
A. The master turkey.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. A camouflaged bird with four times as many drumsticks as a traditional Tom.

Q. What js tbe head gobbler on the farm called?
A. Worky Turkey.

Q. What did the famous turkey say before he was roasted at a banquet?
A. Thanks for the memories.

Q. What do you call a turkey in Wyoming wearing cowboy boots?
A. A spur-key.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a thistle?
A. A burr-key.

Q. Why should you avoid sitting next to a turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. 'Cause they always gobble it up.

Q. What do shoppers call the gobbler clerk working at Costco?
A. Kirky.

Q. What do you call a turkey at the North Pole?
A. Brr-key.

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