Q.
What's the name of the new online exercise business that
delivers equipment to your front door, if you requested
it or not?
A. Jehova's Fitness.
Spooky
Funny Religious Hyprocrisy: When a Jehovah's Witness doesn't
celebrate Halloween because he doesn't like random people
ringing his doorbell.
Q.
Why do Mormon women stop having babies at age 34?
A. 'Cause 35 are too many and they don't want no more!
Q.
Why was the Mormon guy upset about his marriage counseling
bill?
A. Because he didn't get the group rate!
Q.
Why are chickens banned from the Baptist church?
A. Because of all the fowl language.
Q.
How much does a church weigh with no people in it?
A. Nothing, since it has no mass. |
Workout
Point to Ponder: If you work out religiously, does that
mean twice a year, around the holidays?
Q.
Which pious religious sect was founded by a member of the
Beatles?
A. The Lennonites.
Q.
Which religious sect worships Robin Hood?
A. The Menintights.
Q.
What do you call a religious book of devotions that levitates
like magic?
A. A surface-to-air missal.
Q.
What do Methodists call a Protestant in love?
A. A Pope-less romantic.
Q.
How many Protestant women reside at the abbey?
A. Nun.
Q.
Why do they always serve elbow macaroni and Swiss cheese
at the annual church picnic?
A. 'Cause it's so holy.
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Q.
Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get through the pearly
gates?
A. He woke the baby, for Christ's sake!
Sunday
School Teacher: Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Student: Because so many people are sleeping.
Q.
What does a Borg-Again Christian say to brethren?
A. Resistance to my sermonizing is futile.
Q.
Why do Mormon women stop having babies at age 34?
A. 'Cause 35 are too many and they don't want no more!
Q.
Why was the Mormon guy upset about his marriage counseling
bill?
A. Because he didn't get the group rate!
Q.
How are protons and an abandoned Catholic church alike?
A. Both have no mass. |