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The winds of change ae raining coins of copper, nickel, and silver!
Q. When does it rain brains? A. During a brain storm!

 


Rain Jokes, Precipitation Puns, Downpour Humor
Drop in for damp funny puns, drizzly humor, rainfall forecast laughs and rainbow jokes.

Rainy Weather Jokes, Raindrop Humor, Wet Puns
(Because Driving Rain Jokes and Precipitous Weather Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream After You're All Wet!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Umbrella jokes, pouring humor, rained on laughs and reined in puns ahead.
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Q. When does it rain money? A. When there's a change in teh weather!
 
When taking your car out in inclement weather, always make sure it's driving rain!
 
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down? A. An mbrella!

Q. Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
A. Because they can see where they're going.

Q. Why aren't weathermen embarrassed if they fart while they pee?
A. 'Cause it's just like rain with a little thunder.

Weather Forecast Point to Ponder: Why is a rainy Friday so much better than a sunny Monday?

Weather Point to Ponder: Why do they call it Right As Rain, if you're all wet?

Q. Which weather is even more destructive than raining buckets?
A. Hailing taxis.

Weather Point to Ponder: If you leave your jacket outside with a packet of seeds in the pocket and it starts to rain, would you get a chia coat?

Q. What did the blonde bank teller put aside for a rainy day?
A. An umbrella.

Q. How could five kids and three dogs stay dry under one little umbrella?
A. Because it was not raining.

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after its vacation?
A. I mist you!

Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A. The scientists were brainstorming!
 

Q. What did
one raindrop
say to
another?

A. Two's
company.
Three's a cloud.

 
Q. Why is England such a wet country? A. Because the queen had reigned there for years and years!

Q. How do you predict the weather in Seattle?
A. If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mt. Rainier, it's already raining.

Q. What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A. Help! I'm going to pieces!

Q. What is today's weather forecast for Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.

Q. What did one raindrop say to another on the playground?
A. My Plop is bigger than your Plop!

Q. How is a weekend just like a rainbow?
A. You can see them from a distance, but when you get close they begin to disappear.

Q. Which kind of deer is a natural-born weather forecaster?
A. The Rain Deer!

Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A. The Weekend.

A golfer was standing ot the tee overlooking a river and see two fishermen out there. He turns to his golf buddy and says, "Look at those two morons fishing in the rain."

Q. What do raindrops get if they go to an event that is canceled due to weather?
A. A sun check.

Q. What is it called when big
hairy spiders
fall down out
of the sky?

A. A tarantula
downpour.

 
Q. Why is England such a wet country? A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
 

Q. Which type
of bruin feels
right at home
in the rain?

A. The
Drizzly Bear.

Q. What is it called when various shoes just fall out of the sky?
A. Raining spats and clogs.

Q. Which famous old-time actor had a knack for triggering wet weather?
A. Cloud Rains.

Q. What happens if a dog chases a cat right into a geyser?
A. It starts raining cats and dogs!

Q. What do gardeners call a cucumber from the rainforest?
A. A Tro-pickle.

Q. When do monkey's fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers.

Q. What happens when raindrops live together before geting married?
A. They coalesce.

Waiter Serving Chowder: It looks like rain today.
Colorado Weatherman: Yes, but it smells like soup!

Today's Gardening Fact: God makes rainy days so that gardeners can get their housework done.

Q. What's the difference between a horse and a storm?
A. One is reined up, while the other rains down.

Q. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A. Fowl weather!

Q. Why don't cats like rain?
A. They're afraid of big poodles.

Q. After Dorothy left Kansas, where did she go to weigh up pie?
A. Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
 
Q. Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? A. It dampens their spirits!
 
Chimp Elf Asks: What do you call a wet animal? A. A Reindeer!

Q. Which day of the week is a weatherman's favorite to predict?
A. WetsDay.

Q. Why was the weatherman fired during sweeps season?
A. Turns out, the news of a coming flood was leaked.

Q. What should you do if your golf game is interrupted by a rainy cloud burst with lightning?
A. Walk around and hold your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can't hit a 1-iron.

Eco Fact of the Day: Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain.

Q. What does a ghost wear if itís pouring outside?
A. Rain BOOts.

Q. Why do kangaroo moms really dread rainy days so much?
A. 'Cause the kids have to play inside.

Q. What is a rap fan in Arizona's favorite kind of weather?
A. A 'Lil Wayne.

Q. What is the technical term for a warm, sunny day after two days of rain and gloom?
A. Monday...

Q. Which song ddid the sunflower sing duing the sudden cloudburst?
A. Raindrops Falling On My Head.

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say during the freak rain storm
at the North Pole?
A. Wow, come look at the rain, dear.

Q. What do you call it when you dare to venture out in the rain among a bunch of pachyderms?
A. You are braving the elephants.

Q. Can bees fly in the rain?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.

Q. What do you call it when it's raining turkeys?
A. Really fowl weather.

Q. Do old Denver weathermen ever die?
A. No, thankfully they go on to reign forever!

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