Q.
Which day of the week is a weatherman's favorite to predict?
A. WetsDay.
Q. Why was the weatherman fired during sweeps season?
A. Turns out, the news of a coming flood was leaked.
Q.
What should you do if your golf game is interrupted by a
rainy cloud burst with lightning?
A. Walk around and hold your 1-iron above your head, because
even Mother Nature can't hit a 1-iron.
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Fact of the Day: Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated
by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain. |
Q.
What does a ghost wear if it’s pouring outside?
A. Rain BOOts.
Q.
Why do kangaroo moms really dread rainy days so much?
A. 'Cause the kids have to play inside.
Q.
What is a rap fan in Arizona's favorite kind of weather?
A. A 'Lil Wayne.
Q.
What is the technical term for a warm, sunny day after two
days of rain and gloom?
A. Monday...
Q.
Which song ddid the sunflower sing duing the sudden cloudburst?
A. Raindrops Falling On My Head.
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Q.
What did Mrs. Claus say during the freak rain storm
at the North Pole?
A. Wow, come look at the rain, dear.
Q.
What do you call it when you dare to venture out in the
rain among a bunch of pachyderms?
A. You are braving the elephants.
Q.
Can bees fly in the rain?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.
Q.
What do you call it when it's raining turkeys?
A. Really fowl weather.
Q.
Do old Denver weathermen ever die?
A. No, thankfully they go on to reign forever! |