Jokes, American Crow Puns, Corvus LOLs
along with ravenous bird puns, crow-mantic grins, caw-feinated humor and
crow's feet jokes.
Proceed Cautiously! Marauding crow jokes, caw wash LOLs, crow knee
grins and just be caws puns ahead.
Crow Jokes, Caw Puns, Big Black Bird
(Because Caw-mon Sense Jokes
and Cawsual Relationship Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
for Edgar Allan Crow!)
| Crow Jokes, Raven Puns | 2
| Wild Bird Jokes, Avian Puns |
2 | 3
| Owl Jokes, Owl-ful Puns
| 2 |
| Duck Jokes | 2
| Goose Jokes, Ganfer Puns | Parrot
Jokes | Pet Bird Jokes | Dinosaur
| Why Did The Chicken Cross
the Road? Jokes | Funky Chicken
Humor | 2 | 3
| 4 | Rooster
What do you call a crow standing in a corn field telling
What do they call the anonymous crow that tells funny jokes?
A. The Unknown Cawmic
Why do crows tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!
What do you get if you cross a raven with an acorn?
A. A Crow-k tree.
What do you get if you cross a raven with a foul-mouthed
A. A crow-cuss plant.
Why were all the crows screaching when the corn field caught
A. It was caws for alarm!
What did the bald eagle say to taunt the old molting raven?
A. Hey, crow-m dome.
What is a love bird's favorite song lyric?
A. Isn't It Crow Mantic.
Why don't crows have any problem understanding what space
aliens are saying?
A. Because they all speak the Cawsmic language.
Which cocktail did the thirsty crow order at the bar?
A. A Caws-mopolitan.
Which caw-feinated soft drink do big black birds
like to sip on in a corn field?
A. Crow-ca Cola.
What do you call a big bird bath just for traveling crows?
A. A caw wash.
What do you get if you cross an English occultist with a
A. Aleister Crowley.
Which steely gray element is the favorite of ravens?
Why don't crows make stupid mistakes?
A. They're born with caw-mon sense.
Why did the big black bird go to see a doctor?
A. 'Caws he felt really crow-my.
What do mother Corvus birds call it when their babies suddenly
A. A crowth spurt.
How do you get an insane crow locked up?
A. You have him caw-mitted.
What do you get if you cross a crow with Super Glue?
A. A caw-stick compound.
Why did crows enjoy Carl Sagan's PBS series so much?
A. Because he talked about the cawsmos billions
and billions of times.
What do you get if you cross a crow with a camouflaged lizard?
A. A caw-meleon.
How do you describe the appetite of a hungry crow in a corn
What do you get if you cross a Colorado crow with King Soopers?
What do Colorado crows like for dessert in August?
A. Palisade Peach caw-bler.
What do you get if you cross a raven with Bigfoot?
A. Crow Magnon Man.
Where are successful peace talks conducted between crows
and corn farmers?
A. On caw man ground.
How can you tell a birdwatcher likes ravens and other members
of the corvus family?
A. 'Caws when they smile, they get crow's feet.
Q. What do you call the leader of the flock of marauding
A. Branch manager.
Who were the thieving crows avoiding while they were on
A. The caw-ps.
What was the crow sales rep at the birdseed company looking
A. New cawstomers.
Who is every raven's favorite macabre writer?
A. Edgar Allan Crow.
Why do crows give so much to charity?
A. They like to contribute to a good caws.
Why are ravens and big black birds in the corvid family
so popular among other avians?
A. Because of their crow knees.
What are horny ravens seeking in the spring?
A. A little crow-mance.
What do commitment-phobic crows seek at online dating sites?
A. A caws-ual relationship.
Which Shakespeare tragedy do star-crossed ravens lovers
A. Crow-meo and Juliet.
Crow Jokes | 2
| Wild Bird Jokes | 2
| 3 | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | 2
| Duck Puns | Goose
What do crows like to do to protest oppressive Western music
A. Rock the Cawsbah.
What do ravens call their closest pals and companions?
Why were noisy crows hanging out on the road above the river
A. 'Cause it was a caws-way.
How did the loud and flashy crow attract a mate?
A. He cawed her eyes.
Why wouldn't the raven in Tibet join the band of maruding
A. Because that's bad cawma.
Which publication is the favorite of chic lady crows?
A. Caws-mopolitan Magazine.
Where do crows like to go for a relaxing Caribbean vacation?
A. Cawsta Rica.
Who is the favorite vocalist of ravens that fty over a winding
A. Sheryl Crow.
Why didn't the crow or the raven laugh at the last joke?
A. It was too caw-mplicated.
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Sports
Animal Jokes | Denver Broncos
| Wildcat Puns | Lion
Jokes | 2 | Leopard
Jokes, Cheetah Puns | Lynx LOLs
| Tiger Puns | Zoo
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
| Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sea Animal Jokes, Dolphin
Puns, Whale Humor, Marine Mammals |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
still enjoying the caw-medy,
so here's even more rowdy laughter,
dark humor, wild
jokes and flocked up
painful puns you'll crow about:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
BartenderJokes | Caveman
Laughs | Chef Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Comedian Jokes
| Feet Puns | Flower
} Germ Jokes | Internet
Jokes | Landlord LOLs | Manly
Man Jokes | Pirate Jokes | Police
Puns | Programmer LOLs |
| Psychic Humor | Robber
Jokes | Rock 'n Roll Grins |
Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Tree
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